This hot chick Nika was at a costume party dressed as a bad cop, where she got so drunk that she passed out on the bed in one of the rooms. While she was passed out, some drunk guy fucked her in her sleep. He just got so turned on by her skimp little cop costume that he couldn't help himself.
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