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Blonde babe Sara Carlson might be the cutest girl over at Nextdoor Models. I say might because she has some very stiff competition over there with all the other girl nextdoor type hotties. If you saw this girl in a random bar or had her living next door to you, she would blow your mind and load instantly. She hasn’t done very many photoshoots yet, so the image selection for this cutie is limited, but well worth the effort to try to find. I don’t even really like blonde girls, but this one is so fucking sexy. Would smash x10!

Source: www.nextdoor-models.com

I just updated the linkdump. Drink of the day: Filipino Rhum (Tanduay) & Coke

#13: Cute 18yo Japanese girl chin cumshot. – LINK

Provider: 18 Tokyo – Price: $1

#12: Epic slime wave of cum for filthy glory hole sluts. – LINK

Provider: Slime Wave – Price: $25/month

#11: College game of Twister with pussy licking and blowjob. – LINK

Provider: College Rules – Price: $1

#10: Japanese nurse bangs patient. – LINK

Provider: Jp Nurse – Price: $1

#9: Euro orgy at male strip club. – LINK

Provider: Party Hardcore – Price: $30/month

#8: Who looks hotter? Kagney Linn Karter or Jayden Jaymes? – LINK

Provider: Brazzers – Price: $1

#7: Public Japanese shower sex caught on spycam. – LINK

Provider: Public Sex Japan – Price: $1

#6: Intense office sex with Priya Rai. – LINK

Provider: Brazzers – Price: $1

#5: Monster cumshot surprise for two skanks. – LINK

Provider: Cumshot Surprise – Price: $1

#4: Tight Asian teen impaled by freakishly huge monster cock. – LINK

Provider: Freaks of Cock – Price: $1

#3: Passionate fucking with busty blonde captured in HD. – LINK

Provider: Passion HD – Price: $1

#2: Hot hooker in Amsterdam fucked by sex tourist. – LINK

Provider: Red Light Sex Trips – Price: $30/month

#1: Beautiful Japanese schoolgirl fucked – LINK

Provider: J Schoolgirls – Price: $1

‘Thirteen for Thirsty Thursday’ from previous weeks: Week 73 | Week 72 | Week 71 | Week 70 | Week 69 | Week 68 | Week 67 | Week 66 | Week 65 | Week 64 | Week 63 | Week 62 | Week 61 | Week 60 | Week 59 | Week 58 | Week 57 | Week 56 | Week 55 | Week 54 | Week 53 | Week 52 | Week 51 | Week 50 | Week 49 | Week 48 | Week 47 | Week 46 | Week 45 | Week 44 | Week 43 | Week 42 | Week 41 | Week 40 | Week 39 | Week 38 | Week 37 | Week 36 | Week 35 | Week 34 | Week 33 | Week 32 | Week 31 | Week 30 | Week 29 | Week 28 | Week 27 | Week 26 | Week 25 | Week 24 | Week 23 | Week 22 | Week 21 | Week 20 | Week 19 | Week 18 | Week 17 | Week 16 | Week 15 | Week 14 | Week 13 | Week 12 | Week 11 | Week 10 | Week 9 | Week 8 | Week 7 | Week 6 | Week 5 | Week 4 | Week 3 | Week 2 | Week 1

It’s “hump day” (I want to drop kick motherfuckers through a window when they use this phrase) and because the day starts with a W, I have to post some whores. The linkdump has been updated as well. Enjoy the crack whores! Haha, these skanks are so fucked up. I’m pretty sure fucking on of these is how you get AIDS, possibly something worse. Click the pictures for the videos, if you fucking dare. This is the shit nightmares are made of. Holy hell, the site membership probably costs more than it does to fuck one of these crack hookers.

Source: www.crackwhoreconfessions.com

Today’s babe of the day is Hayley Marie. She’s a famous Page 3 model that recently started her own web site called Hayley’s Secrets. She’s a hot-as-fuck blonde and loves to get naked for pictures and videos. She also likes to photograph other hot naked chicks herself. Do I really need to add anything else? Exactly. This girl might change your mind about British girls… haha. Shit, I might book a flight to England myself and I’d endure the shitty weather to meet Hayley Marie. Hopefully she’d greet me at the airport by saying, “Fancy a wank, chap?”

Source: www.hayleyssecrets.com

I always thought Amy Brooke was the craziest anal whore over at Kink and that may have been true before, but now this new Russian chick Alysa is making Amy look like a tight ass. She easily topped Amy Brooke’s triple anal penetration on Fucking Machines and then took it to a whole nother level with quadruple anal machine sex. Yes, that’s right, four big dongs slammed into her ass by a relentless ass fuck robot at the same time. (Apparently Amy Brooke did quadruple machine anal as well. Jesus.) Now that she’s pretty much the Queen of Anal at Kink.com (apparently she was already crowned this in her home country of Russia), they’re starting to shoot more and more scenes with her. This week, they released Alysa’s Public Disgrace footage. It’s 91 minutes of Alysa getting her asshole stretched to the max by a group of strangers in a gangbang with double anal fisting, fist and cock anal (yes, at the same time), double penetration in her pussy and asshole with big dicks and strapons…. Do I really need to go on? It’s fucking madness! I literally can’t find a scene where this girl isn’t getting ass fucked. Click the pictures to go to the video pages. You know you want to go to the vids.

Sources: Kink sites Public Disgrace, Fucking Machines, Sex and Submission, Whipped Ass, Bound Gangbangs and Everything Butt

Today’s selection for babe of the day was another easy one. I was browsing through some babe sites and came across this new gem, Natasha Belle. She will blow your fucking mind right out of your god damned skull. This college schoolgirl is so hot, you’ll drop trou just looking at her pictures (and there are videos as well of this hottie). Anyhow, enjoy the pictures and go to her site for more of this natural beauty. Maybe there is a god after all. Nah, Tim Tebow proved there is no god when he was brutally raped on the field of battle against the Patriots. Click the pictures to see bigger versions of them.

Source: www.natashabelle.com – $25.99 per month

#13: Intense anal threesome with Ashley Fires. – LINK

Provider: Everything Butt – Price: $29.99/month

#12: It’s her first time trying anal sex. – LINK

Provider: Let’s Try Anal – Price: $1

#11: Did she just fuck a kettle? – LINK

Provider: She’s a Freak – Price: $1

#10: Would you smash this Latina? Maybe after a few drinks? – LINK

Provider: Latina Sex Tapes – Price: $1

#9: Creepy voyeur pervert gets lucky. – LINK

Provider: Pervs on Patrol – Price: $1

#8: Female politician ass fucked by co-worker. – LINK

Provider: Brazzers – Price: $1

#7: Her pussy is way too tight for this 18in monster cock. – LINK

Provider: Freaks of Cock – Price: $1

#6: Probably the hottest anal virgin ever. Not anymore! – LINK

Provider: Let’s Try Anal – Price: $1

#5: Medical study with coed turns into bondage gangbang. – LINK

Provider: Bound Gangbangs – Price: $29.99/month

#4: Teen cutie fucking machines until she squirts. – LINK

Provider: Fucking Machines – Price: $5.95

#3: Degrading public gang fuck with fisting and DP. – LINK

Provider: Public Disgrace – Price: $29.95/month

#2: Lesbian electric play with hot coeds. – LINK

Provider: Wired Pussy – Price: $27.95/month

#1: Naked girls wrestling. Loser gets rough strapon fucking. – LINK

Provider: Ultimate Surrender – Price: $5.95

‘Thirteen for Thirsty Thursday’ from previous weeks: Week 72 | Week 71 | Week 70 | Week 69 | Week 68 | Week 67 | Week 66 | Week 65 | Week 64 | Week 63 | Week 62 | Week 61 | Week 60 | Week 59 | Week 58 | Week 57 | Week 56 | Week 55 | Week 54 | Week 53 | Week 52 | Week 51 | Week 50 | Week 49 | Week 48 | Week 47 | Week 46 | Week 45 | Week 44 | Week 43 | Week 42 | Week 41 | Week 40 | Week 39 | Week 38 | Week 37 | Week 36 | Week 35 | Week 34 | Week 33 | Week 32 | Week 31 | Week 30 | Week 29 | Week 28 | Week 27 | Week 26 | Week 25 | Week 24 | Week 23 | Week 22 | Week 21 | Week 20 | Week 19 | Week 18 | Week 17 | Week 16 | Week 15 | Week 14 | Week 13 | Week 12 | Week 11 | Week 10 | Week 9 | Week 8 | Week 7 | Week 6 | Week 5 | Week 4 | Week 3 | Week 2 | Week 1

You’ve probably seen the blackouts in protest of SOPA/PIPA on sites like Wikipedia (learn more about the SOPA/PIPA blackout here) and it’s actually something you should give a fuck about for once. Bills like these should never pass into law. They limit freedom in the most fundamental way and should find no supporters once they are understood by everyone. Read up, if you haven’t, and find out why SOPA and PIPA are bad. Very bad. When Wikipedia is blacking their site out, you know shit just got real!

This Sunday, it comes down to the Baltimore Ravens @ the New England Patriots for the AFC Championship and the New York Giants @ the San Francisco 49ers for the NFC Championship to decide which two teams will meet at the Super Bowl. Possibly overshadowing these exciting NFL games are the following hotties representing for their favorite teams.

For the Baltimore Ravens:

For the New England Patriots:

For the New York Giants:

For the San Francisco 49ers:

The pictures may have changed your mind about who to root for this Sunday and I can’t blame you. Regardless of who wins, I’m going to enjoy spending this Sunday watching football and I’m going to enjoy the rest of the week before that looking at hot NFL fans from all the teams.

Only big tits and big dicks in the following porn videos and picture sets. If you don’t like it, there’s definitely something very wrong with you. You should seek help.

15 links to finish the week from previous weeks: Week 71 | Week 70 | Week 69 | Week 68 | Week 67 | Week 66 | Week 65 | Week 64 | Week 63 | Week 62 | Week 61 | Week 60 | Week 59 | Week 58 | Week 57 | Week 56 | Week 55 | Week 54 | Week 53 | Week 52 | Week 51 | Week 50 | Week 49 | Week 48 | Week 47 | Week 46 | Week 45 | Week 44 | Week 44 | Week 42 | Week 41 | Week 40 | Week 39 | Week 38 | Week 37 | Week 36 | Week 35 | Week 34 | Week 33 | Week 32 | Week 31 | Week 30 | Week 29 | Week 28 | Week 27 | Week 26 | Week 25 | Week 24 | Week 23 | Week 22 | Week 21 | Week 20 | Week 19 | Week 18 | Week 17 | Week 16 | Week 15 | Week 14 | Week 13 | Week 12 | Week 11 | Week 10 | Week 9 | Week 8 | Week 7 | Week 6 | Week 5 | Week 4 | Week 3 | Week 2 | Week 1

Enjoy the asses from some of the sexy cam girls over at Cam With Her. Most of these – if not all of them – will make you say, “Dat Ass” while you bite your lip.

Click on any of the girls’ asses to see more pictures of them. There is also a profile link at the bottom of each picture gallery and you can schedule a time to chat with them, watch them strip for you on webcam or even cam2cam with these beautiful ladies. Whatever you want, these hot cam girls are at your service.

Source: www.camwithher.com

As you may have noticed by some of the ads and new videos I’ve posted in the last two days, there is a new amateur anal sex tape site called Let’s Try Anal out and it’s going to blow your mind (and load). From what I’ve gathered by watching some of these tapes, a lot of girls are unaware of the fact that anal sex hurts.

Did you think it would be easy to let your boyfriend penetrate your tight asshole for the first time ever? Well, you were wrong. You can tell how wrong by the faces these girls make as they lose their anal virginity. Homemade videos of amateur girls getting ass fucked for the first time might be the greatest thing ever invented. (Hint: Don’t show this site to your girlfriend, if you want to convince her to try anal.)

Source: www.letstryanal.com

I saw this hot black chick on the season premiere of ‘Californication’ and she might be the finest piece of ebony ass ever. Hot damn, hot damn. She was also in some other shitty movies like ‘Stomp the Yard’ and apparently she was also in ‘Saw V’. I don’t think I recognize anything else she’s been in on the list of her accomplishments, so I’m simply moving on to some pictures of this fine-ass celebrity babe. Her parents spelled Megan wrong.

Source: www.bannedcelebs.com

Dat ass. That is all.

Source site: www.camwithher.com (Sophia’s Pics | Profile)

During my extensive research on the topic of collegiate pornography for Fucking Motherfucker, Fuck College and College Fuck Vids (NEW), I have come across many terribly shitty college sex tape sites and a few good ones. The shitty ones didn’t make this list, the good ones did. If you disagree with any of the choices, either fuck off or leave me some hateful comments. Either way, I’m probably too fucking lazy to change the list, so the former option might be your best bet.

How often is the site updated: Daily | 10/10
Quality of content: Not exclusive, but high quality and very amateur. | 6/10
Average length of movies: 9 minutes | 5/10
Number of videos and/or picture sets: 186+ vids and 278+ pic sets | 6/10
Video formats available: Streaming MPEG, MP4, MOV, Flash and AVI | 9/10
Overall score: 7/10

#5 on the list is a little site called Dirty College Girlfriends. The name clearly states what’s inside and the only reason this site doesn’t rank higher on the list is that I don’t think all the content is exclusive.

How often is the site updated: Weekly | 8/10
Quality of content: Exclusive, very creative and unique amateur footage. | 9/10
Average length of movies: 13 minutes | 7/10
Number of videos and/or picture sets: 198+ vids and 349+ pic sets | 7/10
Video formats available: Streaming MPEG, MP4, MOV, Flash and AVI | 9/10
Overall score: 8/10

Truth or Sex is #4 on the list. It’s a very unique college sex tape site, where college students submit videos of them playing strip/fuck games of truth or dare. It always turns into a massive orgy, because most of the time everyone involved is either drunk, high or simply horny.

How often is the site updated: Weekly | 8/10
Quality of content: Exclusive, high quality content. Sometimes they even get HD submissions. | 10/10
Average length of movies: 46 minutes | 9/10
Number of videos and/or picture sets: 96+ vids and 96+ pic sets (400+ pics per set) | 9/10
Video formats available: Streaming MP4 | 8/10
Overall score: 9/10

#3 is College Rules, featuring hot homemade college sex tapes filmed in dorm rooms and in public as well. There is usually some type of contest involved (i.e. public sex on top of a cop car) within the fraternity or sorority responsible for the video. The video submissions that are chosen to be put on the site net the creators (=drunken college students) $10,000. To qualify, your footage must be at least 30 minutes of insane frat and/or sorority drinking and fucking fun.

How often is the site updated: Weekly | 8/10
Quality of content: Exclusive, high quality content. Most submissions are in HD now. | 10/10
Average length of movies: 53 minutes | 10/10
Number of videos and/or picture sets: 153+ vids | 10/10
Video formats available: Streaming MP4 and Flash | 8/10
Overall score: 9/10

Dare Dorm secured the #2 spot on the list, partially because it started the whole user submission based college orgy sex tape site craze. And crazy it is. These dorm fuckfest videos are easily the best of their kind available. Each week, these guys will blow your mind with a new submission. Most submissions that are posted on the web site are in HD, because they get thousands of submissions every month to choose from. Only the best win the $10k prize on Dare Dorm. Part of the glory is just getting your college sex tape to make it onto the site. For a lot of these fraternity bros and sorority sisters it might not even be about the money. (Yeah right, they need beer and drug money.)

How often is the site updated: Weekly | 8/10
Quality of content: Exclusive, high quality content. Some submissions are in HD. Most unique content. | 10/10
Average length of movies: 56 minutes | 10/10
Number of videos and/or picture sets: 57+ vids | 8/10
Video formats available: Streaming MP4 and Flash | 8/10
Overall score: 9/10

Winner, winner, chicken dinner! The #1 college porn site currently is Haze Her. As a sorority hazing site, it has 1up on all the other dorm sex tape sites. Lesbian action makes every college sex tape better and the girls aren’t shy to make their sorority pledges suck some dick and get fucked too. Sex toys, blowjobs, forced pussy licking, sorority girls getting fucked by frat bros and much more make this site the clear winner. Veteran sorority sisters love to haze, humiliate and fuck their freshmen pledges… and we love to watch!

#13: 18yo Lexi Swallow fucked outside. – LINK

Provider: 18 Years Old – Price: $1

#12: 40oz of malt liquor on their asses. – LINK

Provider: 40oz Bounce – Price: $1

#11: Creepy masseur fucks teen client. – LINK

Provider: Massage Creep – Price: $1

#10: Surprise monster cock cum bath for sluts. – LINK

Provider: Cumshot Surprise – Price: $1

#9: 18in monster cock destroys her. – LINK

Provider: Freaks of Cock – Price: $1

#8: Ava Addams anal. – LINK

Provider: Brazzers – Price: $1

#7: CFNM fun on a plane with flight attendants. – LINK

Provider: CFNM Secret – Price: $1

#6: Bossy MILF ass fucked on her desk. – LINK

Provider: Big Tits Boss – Price: $1

#5: Prisoners fuck hot MILF Lisa Ann. – LINK

Provider: Brazzers – Price: $1

#4: Girls fuck judges to win bikini contest. – LINK

Provider: Reality Kings – Price: $1

#3: Sorority pledges lick ass, suck dick and get fucked. – LINK

Provider: Haze Her – Price: $1

#2: Dancing Bear male strippers sucked off by cheating women. – LINK

Provider: Dancing Bear – Price: $1

#1: Hot Colombian chick fucked in an office. – LINK

Provider: Bang Bros – Price: $1

‘Thirteen for Thirsty Thursday’ from previous weeks: Week 71 | Week 70 | Week 69 | Week 68 | Week 67 | Week 66 | Week 65 | Week 64 | Week 63 | Week 62 | Week 61 | Week 60 | Week 59 | Week 58 | Week 57 | Week 56 | Week 55 | Week 54 | Week 53 | Week 52 | Week 51 | Week 50 | Week 49 | Week 48 | Week 47 | Week 46 | Week 45 | Week 44 | Week 43 | Week 42 | Week 41 | Week 40 | Week 39 | Week 38 | Week 37 | Week 36 | Week 35 | Week 34 | Week 33 | Week 32 | Week 31 | Week 30 | Week 29 | Week 28 | Week 27 | Week 26 | Week 25 | Week 24 | Week 23 | Week 22 | Week 21 | Week 20 | Week 19 | Week 18 | Week 17 | Week 16 | Week 15 | Week 14 | Week 13 | Week 12 | Week 11 | Week 10 | Week 9 | Week 8 | Week 7 | Week 6 | Week 5 | Week 4 | Week 3 | Week 2 | Week 1

Welcome to 2012. Apparently you survived another year of bullshit with the help of lots and lots of pornography. If you’re hung over today, good. The linkdump has been updated with new jerk material and I’m already cranking out new fuck videos for you to watch (i.e. this gem featuring Jayden Jaymes), so you can start the new year off right!

Happy New Year’s Eve, motherfuckers! Drink until you throw up, party until you end up in the hospital, don’t drink and drive (drink, then drive?) and don’t kiss any bitches with mono (or da herp) at midnight. I’ll check back in when 2012 has hit, if I’m still alive.

I couldn’t find a hotter girl, so I just made Bryci the Babe of the Day. Apparently she fucking loves Hello Kitty. You’re going to love her kitty, I’m almost 100% sure on that. Would smash (repeatedly).

Source: www.bryci.com