Feb
12Fucking Porn News – Week 3
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Main Story: Former Miss USA Kelli McCarty Turns Pornstar
It’s not often (usually never) that some bitch wins the Miss USA pageant, lands some roles on television shows (i.e. Melrose Place) and then decides it’s time to fuck in front of a camera! Usually pornstars want to get into mainstream, not the other way around. Well, the former Miss USA Kelli McCarty is apparently different. She decided mainstream wasn’t enough and she wanted to get her snatch pounded by big pornstar dicks on camera instead of being a real actress. Congratulations, Kelli! Go see her get fucked at her brand new porn web site KelliUSA.com. What a fucking whore.
Trainwreck of the Week: The Jenny Hendrix Makeover
There once was a sexy brunette girl named Jenny Hendrix who had one of the best asses in all the land. She decided to lose weight, bleach her hair blonde and get terrible breast implants to make herself look like a pile of dog shit. What a fucking trainwreck.
Jenny Hendrix before the makeover…
Jenny Hendrix after the makeover…
Hopefully this happens to more beautiful porn actresses, so I have shit to write about every week. But it really is a shame that they completely ruined Jenny Hendrix with plastic surgery and a horrible decision made at a hair salon. She’s probably permanently high on crack, so I assume someone else is making these decisions for her. Then again, this does look like something a crackhead would’ve decided to do to themselves.
New Porn Sites This Week!
The guys who brought you hot Latina teen sites like Karla Spice, Bella Spice, Pamela Spice, Mariah Spice, Selena Spice and Spice Twins now have a brand new girl named Cierra Spice. She’s a 19 year old college student and might be the hottest Latina teen on the Internet. You be the judge of who is the hottest, but this girl is definitely up there. Hot fucking damn!
Also launched this week is the official web site of Shyla Jennings. She joins the same network of sites that Kissable Kaydin, Kate’s Playground and Sweet Krissy are a part of.
Come back next week for more porn news!
Source sites: www.kelliusa.com – $4.95 membership | www.brazzersnetwork.com – $1 membership | www.cierraspice.com | www.shylajennings.com
