Fucking Mother Fucker Blog

I just got back from a four day trip to Las Vegas and it was a jolly good time. Now I have to get back to work and provide you worthless fucktards with more porn than you could possibly beat your dick to (even if you are beating it worse than Australia got beat by Germany in the SOCCER World Cup a couple days ago).

Some quick highlights of my trip:
- Watching someone snort a crushed up ecstasy pill off of a glass table.
- Seeing drunk women, who had apparently lost their shoes, stumble out of night clubs at 3am falling all over the place. That’s always a great way to make yourself a target for a mugging and/or sexual assault. Shouldn’t at least one girl stay sober to get the other skanks home safely?
- Eating at the Bellagio buffet. That place is fucking awesome. The P.U.B. restaurant/bar located between Aria and Crystals is also a great place to hit for pub food in Vegas. Holy fuck they have some good buffalo wings, bison burgers and beef sliders.
- Going to see ‘Get Him to the Greek’ because it’s one hilarious fucking movie.
- My buddy Mike making it rain with a champagne bottle before watching Rich Franklin knock Chuck Liddell the fuck out. If Chuck doesn’t retire now, he deserves whatever brain damage he gets.
- Going to the Pawn Stars shop and witnessing once again how fake ‘reality‘ TV really is. What a fucking dump.

I would post some pictures now, but I didn’t take any because I hate you. Imma shit on these walls!