Archive for December, 2011
Happy New Year’s Eve, motherfuckers! Drink until you throw up, party until you end up in the hospital, don’t drink and drive (drink, then drive?) and don’t kiss any bitches with mono (or da herp) at midnight. I’ll check back in when 2012 has hit, if I’m still alive.
I couldn’t find a hotter girl, so I just made Bryci the Babe of the Day. Apparently she fucking loves Hello Kitty. You’re going to love her kitty, I’m almost 100% sure on that. Would smash (repeatedly).
Source: www.bryci.com
With Christmas all done with, it’s time to prepare for your NYE celebrations. If you only got shitty gifts for Xmas, buy yourself a Fleshlight (save 10% with this link) or fuck off. I’m trying to remember what else I had a coupon for that was fucking awesome.
Wait for it, wait for it… 50% off at The Life Erotic (expires 12/31/2011) and 50% off at Errotica Archives (expires 01/15/2012). If you’re into artistic nudes, these sites will blow your fucking mind!
And I leave you with…
Six stunningly beautiful girls in Santa outfits stripping and posing together naked. More pictures from the set are here. I’m sure you’ll want to see more. Hot fucking damn!
Source: www.onlytease.com
I’m really getting into the Christmas spirit now with all these hotties dressing up for the occasion. My favorite of the day would have to be Misty Gates, so she’s also the Babe of the Day. Very cute! She makes me want to put some mistletoe on my belt buckle. The full gallery can be seen here. Trust me, you want to see the full gallery.
Source: www.mistygates.com
Your Caitlynn is probably the cutest Internet babe that actually takes her clothes off. She also got fucked one time. Proof: Caitlynn Exposed. Enjoy the Xmas pics and visit Caitlynn’s web site at YourCaitlynn.com. If you just want to buy specific videos or picture sets of this teen hottie, check out Caitlynn’s store.
Source: www.yourcaitlynn.com
Carmen from CamWithCarmen just sent me a 25% off coupon for her site. Just click here to check it out. The price works out to $14.95/month with the 25% discount. Merry Christmas! Oh, she also – of course – sent some pictures.
Source site: www.camwithcarmen.com
Here are some Christmas babes and Xmas porn videos to get you through the holiday season without blowing your brains out. Merry Christmas! I was gonna let some virtual snow rain down on this motherfucker, but then I realized I’m not fucking retarded.
Today’s babe of the day here at Fucking Motherfucker is beautiful cam girl Femme from Cam With Her. You can check out some of her pics here and then hit up CWH to catch her on webcam. She’s well worth the price of admission. (Personal recommendation: Get yourself a membership and check out her photo sets and videos in the members area. It’s where I grabbed the following pics from.)
First, I have a few pictures from a photo set Femme did stripping on a Boss Mustang. If you like cars and you like hot girls with big tits getting naked, then you’re going to love these.
With the NFL postseason coming up soon, it’s only fitting that I also post a few pictures of Femme rocking her favorite player’s jersey (and of course stripping out of it), while holding a football. She probably can’t throw a pass, but I think she’d make a great receiver.
Source site: www.camwithher.com
Ever wondered what an asshole falling out looks like? Some say it resembles a fleshy, pink sock. Witness in disgust as I unveil the new site from the crazy motherfuckers that brought you Huge Strapon Lesbians, Moms Teaching Teens and Brutal Dildos. Without further ado, the new site is Prolapse Party.
Dinner is served and it’s a whole lot of butthole!
Source site: www.prolapseparty.com
I’m back home from my trip to the Philippines, so expect tons of updates on the site in the next week as I get back to working like a dogue. The linkdump has been updated and I’ll be tossing up new fuck videos throughout the day.