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This guy wanted to go to Amsterdam to fuck the hooker with the most beautiful eyes in the city, so he hired a professional red light district tour guide to find him that special prostitute.

Click here to watch this guy fuck a hot hooker in Amsterdam on video.

Source site: www.redlightsextrips.com

All Exclusive Pass Launched!

There are some great new sites this week. First off, All Exclusive Pass was launched this week. A membership costs $2.95 and gets you into all of the following sites: Ass Like That | Deep In Her | Gag Sluts | My Favorite Creampies | Naughty Best Friends | Pigtails Big Tits | Pigtails Round Asses | Pop Porno | Stink Fillers | Tranny Ranch | Will She Gag?

They are currently rolling out more exclusive new sites, so you get memberships to those with your All Exclusive Pass as well. This is like buying one bottle of whiskey and getting ten extra bottles for free! Except it’s exclusive hardcore porn and not fucking whiskey.

New Sites: Teeny Sex, Just Cameltoes & Just Big Asses

Teeny Sex, Just Cameltoes and Just Big Asses are three new exclusive porn sites that were just launched this week and you can get access to them for $1. They are a part of the Real Porn Access network of sites (a membership can be purchased for only $1), which also includes access to all of the following sites: 18 Inches of Pain | Abuse Her Ass | Ass Plundering | Bang My Hot Wife | Barefoot Bad Girls | BJ Sandwich | Bottom Lickers | Brutal Blowjobs | Caught On Spycams | Cum Swap Sluts | Dildo Brutality | Double Anal Plugged | Double Plugged | From Ass To Mouth | Fucking Abuse | Fuck The Babysitter | Gape Her Ass | Girls That Gush | Gooey Holes | Heel Grabbers | Knee High Sox | Lick That Ass | Me Fuck You Long Time | Messy Holes | Phat Booty Hunter | Pink Eye Surprise | Plug Her Holes | POV Hardcore | Real Big Hooters | Roadside Pickups | Semen Slurpers | Sexy Cum Swappers | Sexy Round Asses | Shemale Ambush (TRANNY) | Shots Of Cum | Sluts On A Leash | Smoking Foxes | Stay After Class | Swallow This Bitch | Teen Slut Bus | The Best Latinas | The Best POV | Tokyo Pickups | Virtual Chicks | We Hunt MILF | White Boy Stomp | Wild Porn Pass | Wrong Side Of Town

New Site: Teen 18 Lesbians

The name says it all. Barely legal 18 year old lesbians fucking in exclusive videos. Go to the Teen 18 Lesbians web site right now and get yourself a FREE membership!

That’s Enough!

That should be enough porn to last you for a week. I’m getting the fuck out of here.

Fucking Porn News from past weeks: Week 5 | Week 4 | Week 3 | Week 2 | Week 1

Main Story: Former Miss USA Kelli McCarty Turns Pornstar

It’s not often (usually never) that some bitch wins the Miss USA pageant, lands some roles on television shows (i.e. Melrose Place) and then decides it’s time to fuck in front of a camera! Usually pornstars want to get into mainstream, not the other way around. Well, the former Miss USA Kelli McCarty is apparently different. She decided mainstream wasn’t enough and she wanted to get her snatch pounded by big pornstar dicks on camera instead of being a real actress. Congratulations, Kelli! Go see her get fucked at her brand new porn web site KelliUSA.com. What a fucking whore.

Trainwreck of the Week: The Jenny Hendrix Makeover

There once was a sexy brunette girl named Jenny Hendrix who had one of the best asses in all the land. She decided to lose weight, bleach her hair blonde and get terrible breast implants to make herself look like a pile of dog shit. What a fucking trainwreck.

Jenny Hendrix before the makeover…

Jenny Hendrix after the makeover…

Hopefully this happens to more beautiful porn actresses, so I have shit to write about every week. But it really is a shame that they completely ruined Jenny Hendrix with plastic surgery and a horrible decision made at a hair salon. She’s probably permanently high on crack, so I assume someone else is making these decisions for her. Then again, this does look like something a crackhead would’ve decided to do to themselves.

New Porn Sites This Week!

The guys who brought you hot Latina teen sites like Karla Spice, Bella Spice, Pamela Spice, Mariah Spice, Selena Spice and Spice Twins now have a brand new girl named Cierra Spice. She’s a 19 year old college student and might be the hottest Latina teen on the Internet. You be the judge of who is the hottest, but this girl is definitely up there. Hot fucking damn!

Also launched this week is the official web site of Shyla Jennings. She joins the same network of sites that Kissable Kaydin, Kate’s Playground and Sweet Krissy are a part of.

Come back next week for more porn news!

Source sites: www.kelliusa.com - $4.95 membership | www.brazzersnetwork.com - $1 membership | www.cierraspice.com | www.shylajennings.com

Fucking Porn News from past weeks: Week 2 | Week 1

My friend Mike met this girl Melissa on an online dating site and somehow managed to get her back to his place to film a special anal fuck video for his personal collection. Here he is banging this slut in the ass!

Click here to see how awesome online dating can turn out for you!

Source site: www.dateateen.com - FREE membership

When this guy’s bride-to-be didn’t want to sign a prenup, he knew something was up. He hired a private investigator to find out if his fiancee is trying to fuck him over.

Click here to watch this cheating whore Alice get caught on spycam.

Source site: www.shadypi.com - $1 membership

The video game Command & Conquer: Red Alert 3 will feature undefeated MMA fighter and American Gladiators gladiatress Gina “Crush” Carano as a Russian soldier hottie named Natasha. Here are some pictures of her. She’s hot-as-fuck, so I had to share.

If you like to see girls fight naked, you better check out Ultimate Surrender! It features the only nude sexual lesbian wrestling federation anywhere! The girls are hot and fucking vicious as they rip each others’ clothes off. The girl that wins the match gets to do whatever she wants with the loser (and it usually involves a strapon)!

Are you into chicks with guns? How about naked chicks with guns, tanks, rocket launchers, etc.? How about pornstars with weapons? How about you go over to Action Girls and realize that your dreams have just come true?!

Beer recommendation: Trappist Westvleteren 12

#13: Chayse is addicted to big cocks. - LINK

#12: Slutty girl gets fucked by some guy while her boyfriend watches. - LINK

#11: Young college girl Kristina Rose gets plowed. - LINK

#10: Two hot chicks sharing a big dick. - LINK

#09: Wife swap with three married couples. - LINK

#08: Teen hitchhiker Emma needed a ride. - LINK

#07: Two hot college freshmen experimenting with lesbian sex. - LINK

#06: Cougar teaches teen how to be a lesbian. - LINK

#05: Two dirty sluts get filled up with cum. - LINK

#04: Two beautiful girls fisting each other until they squirt. - LINK

#03: Crazy club bitches licking each others’ tits. - LINK

#02: Busty teen Whitney Stevens fucked by her massage therapist. - LINK

#01: Jordan Jagger got destroyed by the lead singer of Biohazard. - LINK

‘Thirteen for Thirsty Thursday’ from previous weeks: Week 15 | Week 14 | Week 13 | Week 12 | Week 11 | Week 10 | Week 9 | Week 8 | Week 7 | Week 6 | Week 5 | Week 4 | Week 3 | Week 2 | Week 1

One of my promo managers, C-Luv (who does promotional work for the following FREE porn sites: 18 Core | Amateur Core | Asian XXXTasy | Ass Jammed | Big Jugged | Blacks In Blondes | Celebrity X | Cock Fright | Dicks On Chicks (TRANNY) | Fetish Core | Latina Ass Whores | MILFs Go Crazy | Nigga Fuckin | Platinum Club | Pussy Eating Whores | Wet Faces | Gay World (GAY) | Hentai) asked me to promote her sites and let everyone in on this free porn, so I told her to make me some fan signs and she came through!

The sites she promotes are pretty fucking cool and she’s fucking hot, so how could I deny her request? I had to let you all know about the FREE porn she’s giving away and show off her goodies that she sent in. What do you get out of it? A shitload of free porn videos and pictures of a beautiful girl that is responsible for providing you with all this free porn!

Once again, get your FREE memberships to all of the following sites today! 18 Core | Amateur Core | Asian XXXTasy | Ass Jammed | Big Jugged | Blacks In Blondes | Celebrity X | Cock Fright | Dicks On Chicks (TRANNY) | Fetish Core | Latina Ass Whores | MILFs Go Crazy | Nigga Fuckin | Platinum Club | Pussy Eating Whores | Wet Faces | Gay World (GAY) | Hentai

See more fan signs that have been submitted here.

This is more like ‘Thirteen for Thirsty Friday’ this week, haha. I keep forgetting what day it is, because I’m just so busy fucking your mom in the ass.

Beer recommendation: Ayinger Dunkelweizen

#13: College hotties Bambi and Angel have the time of their lives. - LINK

#12: Hot lesbian threesome. - LINK

#11: Needy wife Brandi gets plowed full of cock. - LINK

#10: Younger guy fucks the hot MILF next door. - LINK

#09: Dolly squirts pussy juice all over this guy’s car. - LINK

#08: MILF Antonette loves the cock. - LINK

#07: Girlfriend caught cheating on spycam. - LINK

#06: Jane fucks 15 guys. Yes, at the same time. - LINK

#05: Would you pay to fuck Trina Michaels in the ass? - LINK

#04: Wild girls partying and stripping in public clubs! - LINK

#03: Six girls getting fucked hard. - LINK

#02: Ashli Orion fucked in her sleep. - LINK

#01: This is like freaks of tits! Haha! - LINK

‘Thirteen for Thirsty Thursday’ from previous weeks: Week 10 | Week 9 | Week 8 | Week 7 | Week 6 | Week 5 | Week 4 | Week 3 | Week 2 | Week 1

Holy fucking shit, I’m actually on time with this update for once. I was up before noon today as well! It’s gonna be a good day! Anyhow, I saw a great movie last night. It’s called “Facing The Giants” and it’s a Christian football movie that will teach you that GOD gives you money, a new car and a winning football season, if you believe in him. It’s probably the best movie I’ve seen, ever. I put a clip from it below because it’s just so fucking awesome.

If that doesn’t make you believe in god, I don’t know what could! I mean it’s evidence right there that he does exist. If a movie with a cast of brainwashed church volunteers doesn’t convince you that there is a god, then what possibly could? I suggest you all watch this epic film to learn about the powers of god, Jesus Christ and religion. It’s important. God bless all of you! You just carried a 140lbs man!

Beer recommendation: No beer. God won’t allow it!

#13: Fuck Team Five just launched! This site is the shit! $2.95 gets you in! - LINK

#12: Slutty exgirlfriend Tristan gets exposed as the whore she is. - LINK

#11: Shyla Stylez assfucked by airport security for trying to smuggle. - LINK

#10: Adrianna DeVille gets her asshole fucked like WHOA! - LINK

#09: Hotties Cali and Cayden get fucked in public. - LINK

#08: Teen slut Britney Amber gets a big dick in her tight pussy. - LINK

#07: Audrey and Riley love big cocks inside them. - LINK

#06: Amputee fucks some bitches. Godlike! - LINK

#05: Six girls sucking and fucking. Hell yeah! - LINK

#04: Look at this fat slut Taylor! Haha! OBESITY! - LINK

#03: Lesbian black girls in a sorority. Sweet Jesus! - LINK

#02: Holy hot August and Jayden! - LINK

#01: Gotta love the Porn Pros Network! - LINK

‘Thirteen for Thirsty Thursday’ from previous weeks: Week 8 | Week 7 | Week 6 | Week 5 | Week 4 | Week 3 | Week 2 | Week 1

MILF Starla found a cutie named Georgia online that she wanted to fuck, so she had her come over for an afternoon pussy lick in her backyard.

Click here to watch a video of this lesbian cougar teaching a teen how to eat pussy.

Source site: www.cougarrecruits.com - $1 membership

Site: Cam4Free.com

Type: Cam

# of sites included: 1

Price: FREE

Update frequency: New Girls Daily

Rating: 10/10

Cam 4 Free is pretty fucking awesome. Memberships are free and you can always find plenty of girls to watch on cam doing naughty, naughty things. If you’re bored, lonely or generally too fucked up to get any pussy in real life, this is the site for you. Cam girls will do anything you tell them to do, especially if you toss some cash at them. It’s like having your own personal stripper at home.

Below are two sample videos recorded during live cam sessions with some hotties. This is just to show you how hot some of the girls at Cam4Free.com are. The actual chats are all live of course.

The first video is of two lesbian hotties fucking each other on cam. Hot damn these girls are sexy. Oh yeah, lick that pussy!

CHAT WITH THESE HOTTIES LIVE AT CAM4FREE!

And the second video is of a busty college hottie fingering herself. These girls do this to pay their bills, tuition, etc. so you’re basically masturbating for a good cause when you pay them to get naked and masturbate. What a good samaritan you’ll be!

WHAT CAN SHE DO FOR YOU TODAY, SIR?!

Source site: www.cam4free.com - FREE membership

Brittany came into the gym to lift some weights. After her personal trainer was done helping her with her lifting technique, he helped her work on her fucking technique.

Click here to see sexy Brittany fuck her personal trainer after her gym workout.

Source site: www.therealworkout.com - $2.99 membership

Site: TheRealWorkout.com

Type: Gym Workout and Fucking

# of sites included: 5

Price: $2.99

Update frequency: Weekly

Rating: 10/10

The Real Workout - www.therealworkout.com - is a brand new web site. It just launched and is probably one of the most unique porn sites out right now. The basic story: Gym hotties get fucked after their workout by their personal trainer. The key word there being hotties. The girls are fucking smokin’ on this web site. Here are the girls they have already fucked over the last couple months the site has been open for.

Each week, a new girl is fucked hard after her workout and then they toss the video of her up. Once you’re a member, you can download all the hq pictures and video footage (in high quality wmv or mpeg format) of each girl. I got my membership and the members’ area is very well run. Some sites don’t know what the fuck they’re doing when it comes to this, but these guys have it down. So yeah, this is definitely a 10/10 web site. The other sites you get access to when you join TheRealWorkout.com are as follows: Innocent High | Oye Loca | Solo Interviews | Euro City Life … You also get access to two more bonus sites. You will find out what they are when you get your membership.

Source site: www.therealworkout.com - $2.99 membership

Drink until you throw up. Then drink some more!

Beer recommendation: Beck’s. It’s cheap and attainable.

#13: Tori Black gets fucked at Innocent High. She forgot to shave her twanger. - LINK

#12: Angelina Valentine is almost as hot as her name. - LINK

#11: Don’t look into her eyes. You will cry. Haha! - LINK

#10: Is that cock big enough for you, you whore? - LINK

#09: Rip those fucking clothes off! - LINK

#08: That’s a lot of cum for one face. - LINK

#07: Hannah Hilton is fucking hot. - LINK

#06: And Brooke Marks is hotter. - LINK

#05: You assholes asked for a hairy girl! Here you go. - LINK

#04: Another week of slave training for Amber Rayne. - LINK

#03: Guy gets fucked in the ass with a strapon by his dominatrix Harmony. - LINK

#02: This week, OG Mudbone showed Mia Lina his 18 inch monster cock. - LINK

#01: XOXO Leah - the #1 hottie on the Net - has a lesbian girlfriend named Lisa! - LINK

‘Thirteen for Thirsty Thursday’ from previous weeks: Week 5 | Week 4 | Week 3 | Week 2 | Week 1

I’m going to make this quick and painless. PornProsNetwork.com is the answer to all of your porn prayers. When you join the Porn Pros Network, you get instant access to ALL of the following sites for a combined cost of $4.95. Cock Competition | 18 Years Old | 40oz Bounce | Deepthroat Love | Euro Humpers | Freaks of Cock | Real Ex-Girlfriends

As some of you may know, Freaks of Cock in itself is probably worth $400/second just to see these tight hotties get destroyed by an 18 inch monster cock. Cock Competition takes it to another level by adding a second girl and a nice little contest atmosphere. 18 Years Old features all the hottest 18 year olds getting their young twangers fucked hard for the first time.

Then you’ve got 40oz Bounce with big asses and malt liquor in a magnificent combination of fucking and drunktardation. Deepthroat Love explains itself and so do Euro Humpers and Real Ex-Girlfriends. If you don’t think joining all these sites is worth $4.95, you’re a fucking asshole.

Quick facts about PornProsNetwork.com: 7 top notch reality porn sites, daily updates, hot girls getting fucked and very original site ideas to say the least!

The Mother Fucker’s Rating: 10/10 (Best network of sites on the Internet in my opinion.)

Source site: www.pornprosnetwork.com - $4.95 membership

Audrey Bitoni has her boyfriend laughing at her when she tries to be sexy, so she hires sex professional Austin Kincaid to teach her the art of seduction.

Click here to watch Audrey Bitoni learn how to give blowjobs and ride cocks properly.

Source site: www.sexproadventures.com - $2.95 membership

Today’s theme is… who gives a fuck? Just beat off to this porn and get drunk! All links for today’s ‘Thirsty Thursday’ update were provided by Bang Pass, which gets you into all of the BangBros sites for $2.95! Here is a quick list of all the sites I’m talking about. Big Mouthfuls | Ass Parade | MILF Lessons | Tugjobs | Bangbros Worldwide | Monsters Of Cock | Ox Pass | Spring Break Spycam | Mom’s Anal Adventure | Bangbros Network | Taylor Bow | Mr. Camel Toe | Ball Honeys | Busty Adventures | Big Ass Adventure | Public Invasion | Brandi Belle | Summertime MILF | Bang Bus | Street Ranger | Blowjob Ninjas | Working Latinas

#13: Hunter got hammered before this video was made. - LINK

#12: Nice sweater, you fucking loser. - LINK

#11: Rachel Roxxx can take your pants off with her teeth. - LINK

#10: Hooray for buttsex! - LINK

#09: This girl has some footjob skills. - LINK

#08: The wobbly camera is gonna make me puke. - LINK

#07: Phoenix Marie is just fucking hot. - LINK

#06: You just can’t go wrong with hot chicks and anal sex. - LINK

#05: You should be suckin’ on my ballsack! - LINK

#04: Fucking fatties by the pool is what happens when you drink too much. - LINK

#03: The sloppiest tits award goes to this retarded chick. - LINK

#02: Jiggle, jiggle, jiggle. - LINK

#01: Just don’t watch the third clip. Haha! - LINK

‘Thirteen for Thirsty Thursday’ from previous weeks: Week 2 | Week 1

Everyone’s favorite cutie from the midwest, Melissa Midwest, is having a contest to win a date with her. All you have to do is send her an e-mail telling her why you should win to enter the contest.

Click here to find out more about winning a date with Melissa Midwest.

Source site: www.melissamidwest.com - $4.95 membership