With Labor Day weekend approaching for all the Americans, this weekend will be nothing but drunken assholes getting into fights and car accidents. So make sure you buy some porn before, during and after you almost kill yourself in a drunken state. I was going to share the history of Labor Day with you, but then I thought, “Fuck no.”
Instead I’m going to unveil some awesome fan signs that I have been keeping under lock (because I’ve been too fucking lazy to post them and add them to my fansigns page). But all that is about to change, because here they are! Last time I commented negatively on some girls that took the time to make me fan signs, I got a bitchy-ass e-mail, so I’m going to do it again and hope for the best! Haha! MOTHERFUCKERS, WHAT?!
The sign above was sent in by Brandy Thomas. I can’t even figure out what the fuck her site is about and why the fuck anyone would join it is fucking beyond me. The whole thing just looks like a fucking scam to me. She looks like a punker crackwhore, which is great… and her walls are apparently made up of whiteboards? I have no idea what’s going on there, but she does love Fucking Motherfucker!
Next up, I’ve got a fan sign from the chubby Christy Cummings.
When your last name of your fake porn name is Cummings, you know you’re a fucking whore. The fan sign looks like a mugshot except her tits are half-ass hanging out above her pretty floral pattern shirt, so that gives it away as being a picture of a model. And yes, she loves Fucking Motherfucker as well. How lovely!
Some people are into chubby girls and you might LOVE this girl Christy Cummings… and I fucking hope so because I’d love to make some money off her fat ass. So please, head over to her site at ChristyCummings.com and see if you want to download her full length videos and pictures for $1! Yes, she’s a true dollar whore.
Okay, that’s all I had for today. Keep coming back for more porn, stupid bitches, beer recommendations and all that other good shit I provide you bastards with on a daily basis because I’m fucking incredibly awesome. You should be suckin’ on my ballsack!
