Monster cock competition between whores Ashli Orion and Kaci Starr. Whoever can take the biggest dick in the world the deepest is declared the winner. One of them took this freak dick in the ass!
Click here if you want to watch this freak dick destroy a tight asshole!
Squirting contest with fucking machines featuring Flower Tucci vs. Annie Cruz. They squirt for distance and fill up cups with pussy juice while being fucked by machines.
Click here to see these crazy bitches squirt pussy juice fucking everywhere.
I just got back from my trip to Myrtle Beach, South Carolina. I had a nice suite in a hotel right by the beach. It was on the 14th floor and the balcony overlooked the water. Haha, it was Bike Week there, so there were tons of bikers and I actually saw one fall off his bike while I was stopped at a red light. After he fell off, his bike dropped on one of his legs and drug him for a few feet. Lucky for him, he wasn’t going very fast so he didn’t get too mangled. He wasn’t wearing a helmet like a retard, so I didn’t really feel too bad for this idiot. The sparks that flew as his bike slid across the road were pretty cool though. Now I have a sunburn from my jolly time at the beach and I’m going to try to get some work done before I hit the sack.
This week’s theme for Thirsty Thursday is big dicks. It works with the whole drunken whores scheme of things for Thirsty Thursdays because the chicks must’ve been drunk to take dicks this big. Enjoy the freak show, mother fuckers!
#13: Pussies get stretched open by big dicks! - LINK
#12: Chicks in sombreros get fucked in the ass. - LINK
#11: Slutty brunette hottie takes a fat cock. - LINK
Everyone’s favorite cutie from the midwest, Melissa Midwest, is having a contest to win a date with her. All you have to do is send her an e-mail telling her why you should win to enter the contest.
Click here to find out more about winning a date with Melissa Midwest.
With the weekend approaching quickly, you may as well start drinking right now. If you’re drunk and reading this, please don’t throw up all over your monitor because you’ll need it to see the delicious selection of high quality pornography I’m about to serve up. This being my Thirsty Thursday update, I think it’s only fair to start off with a video of some crazy drunk bitches.
The following video was provided by that crazy fucker Adam over at CrazyClubChicks.com! God bless your fucking heart, Adam.
I hope you fuckers don’t have somewhere to be, because I’m not even close to done yet. Next up, I’ve got a video from the craziest porn site to ever hit the Net - CockCompetition.com. If you haven’t heard of it yet, you suck at life and should probably take yourself out back to blow your brains out. But watch this video first. It features two of the hottest teen porn starlets, Rachel and Sarah, in a cock competition where they have to try to fit as much as possible of OG Mudbone’s 18 inch monster cock from hell into their mouths, pussies and asses. To decide when to put it where, they spin this Wheel of Fortune type wheel. It’s like an online porn game show with the biggest fucking dick ever.
Like I said, it’s insane! You can see the full video, along with all the other fierce cock competition videos at www.cockcompetition.com. A membership only costs $4.95 and they’re very discreet when you join. Your credit card statement will say “CCBILL”, not the actual name of the site. So, no worries. Just enjoy your monster cock porn!
It’s time for something amazing. If you like fisting, you’re going to love this next video I have for you bastards. It’s from a brand new site called Fist Flush. It’s these lesbians that fist each other in their pussies and asses - yes, fucking anal fisting - until they squirt. In the case of the video below, it’s three lesbians fisting each other until they spill their precious pussy juice all over each other. So fucking hot. A membership for this one only costs $2.95. You just can’t beat that for the high quality videos they provide!
And I don’t think I’m going to be able to top a fisting video with three girls squirting pussy juice all over the place for a Thirsty Thursday update, so I’m going to quit while I’m ahead. If you need more porn, just browse through the site and check out my porn site list. It’s the biggest one I know of. Hoo hah!
See just how far people will go for money. Some of them may smack each other across the face and certain hotties at a wet t-shirt contest may just fuck you for some quick cash.
