Jan
17Wild college party gets even crazier when everyone is so fucking drunk that they all just start fucking each other on the couches and on the floor. Plenty of lesbian action too!
Click here to watch this party turn into a wild fuck orgy!
Source site: www.hardcorepartying.com - $1 membership
Oct
16As per usual, I’m gonna serve you up some free porn videos to watch today, but I’m also going to make sure they are from affordable paysites. The providers of all the videos linked here today all offer memberships for under $3 (most of them are $1 or FREE memberships). This means you can join these paysites and get top notch high quality, high definition porn and still have money left over to buy booze or whatever else you may want. You don’t wanna spend a shitload of money on porn, but you do wanna have quality! Most of these sites cost less to join than a gallon of gas will cost you these days!
Each free porn video link posted today will be followed with a link to its provider and also what it will cost you to join said paysite. This makes it easier to decide which porn site(s) you wanna join! You can also check out my complete porn site list, which is broken down into category and price so you can find exactly what you need!
#13: She stuffed big beads into her tight perfect pussy! - LINK
Provider: Dildo HD - Price: $0 (FREE)
#12: Sorority girl gets her tight ass fucked and creampied. - LINK
Provider: Anal Sorority HD - Price: $0 (FREE)
#11: 18yo blonde cum bucket drinks beer and gets her ass fucked. - LINK
Provider: Finally Eighteen HD - Price: $0 (FREE)
#10: Go kart bints Charisma and Robyn get fucked at the track! - LINK
Provider: Big Tits in Sports - Price: $1
#09: Sleeping 18yo Madison gets fucked and jizzed on. - LINK
Provider: Sleep Creep - Price: $1
#08: Cheating wife Susan gets busted by a private investigator. - LINK
Provider: Shady PI - Price: $1
#07: Veronica gets stretched and fucked by her personal trainer at the gym. - LINK
Provider: Flexible Positions - Price: $1
#06: Is there anything better than a fresh 18yo tight pussy to fuck? - LINK
Provider: 18 Years Old - Price: $1
#05: Vanessa gets a rip roaring ride on the biggest dick in the world. - LINK
Provider: Freaks of Cock - Price: $1
#04: Look at how hairy this girl’s pussy is! That’s raunchy-as-fuck! - LINK
Provider: Hairy Natural Chicks - Price: $2.95
#03: Kina Kai wanted to know what it’s like to fuck a rockstar! - LINK
Provider: Rockstar Pimp - Price: $2.95
#02: Housewife Carmella Bing cheats on her husband like a whore. - LINK
Provider: Mom’s A Cheater - Price: $2.95
#01: Hey Audrey, how does it feel to be a fucking toilet bowl?! Haha, wow. - LINK
Provider: Human Toilet Bowls - Price: $2.95
‘Thirteen for Thirsty Thursday’ from previous weeks: Week 23 | Week 22 | Week 21 | Week 20 | Week 19 | Week 18 | Week 17 | Week 16 | Week 15 | Week 14 | Week 13 | Week 12 | Week 11 | Week 10 | Week 9 | Week 8 | Week 7 | Week 6 | Week 5 | Week 4 | Week 3 | Week 2 | Week 1
Oct
11It’s Saturday, which automatically means it’s story time (because I said so). Today, I’m going to tell you the tale of Melissa Midwest’s crazy Saturday night last week, when she got to witness the complete destruction of the Nebraska Cornhuskers at the hands of the Missouri/Mizzou Tigers in her hometown of Lincoln, Nebraska. A 52-17 victory by the opposing team may have crushed the football team’s spirit, but Melissa was still inspired to get naked in public and try to shove a Nebraska football into her twat. (This bitch is fucking crazy.) You can see the full picture set and video to go along with it in the members’ area of Melissa’s web site at www.melissamidwest.com. A membership only costs $4.95!
At this point in the night, Melissa Midwest wasn’t even drunk yet and she was still whipping out her tits at any given chance. It’s what she does and she’s a professional, so she does it a lot with great skill.
More boob action. This time she looks like she’s about to pierce that straw in her drink right through her nipple. Don’t do it, Melissa, it’s gonna fucking hurt! You crazy cunt!
The game was still a few hours away at this point, but Melissa Midwest was already hammered enough to pretend like she’s licking the paint off a painting of a martini glass. There are two good explanations for this picture: Either she’s really fucking hammered or just batshit insane (almost moreso than Sarah Palin). I’m going to go with batshit insane.
She brought her stunt cock along to the bar just in case she wanted to suck some dick. Apparently the need arose, she she started unzipping the bastard. And then… and then… and then…
The bar was fucking packed, but Melissa somehow still ended up flashing her tits and sucking some cock there. Apparently she doesn’t give a fuck who thinks she’s a whore. I guess everyone in her town already knows anyhow! “Oh, did I just see some girl sucking cock behind a dumpster in a dirty alley? It must be Melissa Midwest!”
At this point, Melissa didn’t know her team was going to get their asses handed to them, so she was still pretty proud of being a Cornhuskers fan. She was still a fan after the game, but maybe not quite as proud as before.
This is where the story gets interesting. Melissa managed to find a Cornhuskers football laying around somewhere in the dirt. This is the perfect opportunity to get naked, right? Normal people wouldn’t follow this train of thought, but this is Melissa Midwest we’re talking about!
One last classy pose from Melissa before she gets naked in public again. She just loves that big red Nebraska finger (shoved into her tight twanger).
I don’t know where they took this picture of Melissa flashing her tits without pants on, but it’s somewhere outside so people are bound to catch another glimpse of those breasts. If she doesn’t have some STD at this point, it must be pure luck!
Melissa pulled her panties to the side so you could get a nice view of her Nebraska cornfed cooter. This thing has been pounded more on camera than most beavers will get pounded off camera throughout a woman’s lifetime! I’m not saying she’s a hooker, I’m just saying she loves to spread her legs for some dicking.
Normally I would say there is no way she’s going to shove that football into her snatch, but then I remember I’m talking about Melissa Midwest and the expectations just change. I mean… she might try to do it!
After the game, Melissa and her fat friends (who I won’t even show you because they’re so fat, but you can see them all in the MelissaMidwest.com members’ area) partied some more at a local bar. MMA fighter Chuck ‘The Iceman’ Liddell was also there and maybe he got to fuck Melissa? Who knows? All I know is that she was rubbing a cock with the hand she put on Chuck’s shoulder earlier that night!
The picture above shows the Nebraska Cornhuskers getting their asses handed to them by the Missouri Tigers. Melissa Midwest probably cried for most of this game!
I’ll return with another great story whenever I feel like it. Until then, enjoy all the porn I post and don’t jizz all over your keyboard and/or monitor.
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Jun
28Allie really wanted to have a nice smoothie today, so she made one… in her ass. Watch her mix it, blend it, shake it up in her ass and drink it.
Click here to watch Allie make an ass smoothie and drink it on video.
Source site: www.asssmoothie.com - $4.90 membership
May
08Today, I’m going to start a new tradition. You know how I have been posting 15 links every Sunday to end the week on a good note, right? Well, you mother fuckers are in luck, because I’m about to start something new. Thirteen fresh links of drunken bitches every Thursday. Because I’m way too fucking lazy - and maybe too drunk - to crop 13 thumbnails and upload them for this, I’m just going to make these text links. If you have a problem with that, kindly fuck off and die in a horrible trainwreck. I’ll make this a countdown, so we can pretend there is some type of order here.
#13: Drunk and naked on stage at spring break. - LINK
#12: So drunk she got her tits painted! - LINK
#11: Two wasted whores fucked in the VIP room. - LINK
#10: Drunken skanks fuck male strippers. - LINK
#09: Hammered hotties share a dick at a party. - LINK
#08: Fucking on the dancefloor with ropes. - LINK
#07: Melissa Midwest on St. Patrick’s Day! - LINK
#06: Girls Gone Wild hotties having wild sex. - LINK
#05: Sex starved college girls drinking and fucking. - LINK
#04: Two dudes got this girl drunk and fucked her. - LINK
#03: Girl gets hammered, fucked and then she pukes. - LINK
#02: Drunk girl pukes after double penetration sex. - LINK
#01: Drunken college girl gets her ass fisted. - LINK
Now get back to drinking, you alcoholic bastard!
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