Oct
18Recently, all the fan signs I’ve gotten have been complete trainwrecks, but these from Renee Perez over at ReneePerez.com are pretty fucking hot! She loves FuckingMotherfucker.com!
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Source site: www.reneeperez.com - $5.95 membership
Oct
13Hahahahahahahahahahahaaahhhh!!!!!!!!! Yeah, that was probably my first reaction when I saw these fan signs. Then I threw up in my mouth a little bit and started to convulse on the floor. I had to be careful not to swallow my tongue while I was having a seizure of epic proportions.
Meet Briana Devil! The trashiest girl yet to send in some fan signs. This is beyond puke-worthy. God she’s great! This is like a train wreck. You know there are guts and human limbs flying all over the place; people are dying. But you still can’t look away! This is how it is with these fan signs. You know you are going to end up in your bathroom filling the shitter up with smelly-ass vomit, but you still have to look at it.
Her face is probably average. I mean, I want to punch it, but I don’t automatically think about suicide when I look at it. Then my eyes move down to her fried bologna nipples that are planted on her oddly shaped breasts. This drives the puke up into my throat and then the stretch marks on her bitch gut finish me off and leave me with my regurgitated food in my yapper. Why is her crater of a belly button pierced? Good question.
The only good part about these fan signs is the fact that she covered up her pussy. I bet it has mean mud flaps that would make me throw up so fast that I get chunks of the steak I ate earlier stuck in my nose or some shit. I don’t know what would happen, but I know it would be terrible and might leave this web site without anyone to update it while I recover in the hospital.
Oh, by the way, nice shoes! Apparently the set where Briana Devil had these pictures taken was so dirty that she was able to take off all her clothes but not her shoes. If somewhere isn’t clean enough for you to walk barefoot, why the hell would you rub your naked snatch all over the place? Because you’re a whore? Oh, okay.
Jesus, I think I’m going to have the first nosebleed in a long time…
Source site: www.brianadevil.com
Aug
29With Labor Day weekend approaching for all the Americans, this weekend will be nothing but drunken assholes getting into fights and car accidents. So make sure you buy some porn before, during and after you almost kill yourself in a drunken state. I was going to share the history of Labor Day with you, but then I thought, “Fuck no.”
Instead I’m going to unveil some awesome fan signs that I have been keeping under lock (because I’ve been too fucking lazy to post them and add them to my fansigns page). But all that is about to change, because here they are! Last time I commented negatively on some girls that took the time to make me fan signs, I got a bitchy-ass e-mail, so I’m going to do it again and hope for the best! Haha! MOTHERFUCKERS, WHAT?!
The sign above was sent in by Brandy Thomas. I can’t even figure out what the fuck her site is about and why the fuck anyone would join it is fucking beyond me. The whole thing just looks like a fucking scam to me. She looks like a punker crackwhore, which is great… and her walls are apparently made up of whiteboards? I have no idea what’s going on there, but she does love Fucking Motherfucker!
Next up, I’ve got a fan sign from the chubby Christy Cummings.
When your last name of your fake porn name is Cummings, you know you’re a fucking whore. The fan sign looks like a mugshot except her tits are half-ass hanging out above her pretty floral pattern shirt, so that gives it away as being a picture of a model. And yes, she loves Fucking Motherfucker as well. How lovely!
Some people are into chubby girls and you might LOVE this girl Christy Cummings… and I fucking hope so because I’d love to make some money off her fat ass. So please, head over to her site at ChristyCummings.com and see if you want to download her full length videos and pictures for $1! Yes, she’s a true dollar whore.
Okay, that’s all I had for today. Keep coming back for more porn, stupid bitches, beer recommendations and all that other good shit I provide you bastards with on a daily basis because I’m fucking incredibly awesome. You should be suckin’ on my ballsack!
Aug
11Remember that emo bitch Ava Knight that sent me the most enthusiastic fan signs I have ever seen? Well, this is her friend Isis “Horseface” Lee, who also sent some fan signs. If you’re into Asians (and horseface-killahs), you may like this girl. I don’t know. Her teeth are fucking enormous.
Source site: www.isislee.com - $4.95 membership
Also check out Isis Lee’s friends Ava Knight and Shai West
