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With Labor Day weekend approaching for all the Americans, this weekend will be nothing but drunken assholes getting into fights and car accidents. So make sure you buy some porn before, during and after you almost kill yourself in a drunken state. I was going to share the history of Labor Day with you, but then I thought, “Fuck no.”

Instead I’m going to unveil some awesome fan signs that I have been keeping under lock (because I’ve been too fucking lazy to post them and add them to my fansigns page). But all that is about to change, because here they are! Last time I commented negatively on some girls that took the time to make me fan signs, I got a bitchy-ass e-mail, so I’m going to do it again and hope for the best! Haha! MOTHERFUCKERS, WHAT?!

The sign above was sent in by Brandy Thomas. I can’t even figure out what the fuck her site is about and why the fuck anyone would join it is fucking beyond me. The whole thing just looks like a fucking scam to me. She looks like a punker crackwhore, which is great… and her walls are apparently made up of whiteboards? I have no idea what’s going on there, but she does love Fucking Motherfucker!

Next up, I’ve got a fan sign from the chubby Christy Cummings.

When your last name of your fake porn name is Cummings, you know you’re a fucking whore. The fan sign looks like a mugshot except her tits are half-ass hanging out above her pretty floral pattern shirt, so that gives it away as being a picture of a model. And yes, she loves Fucking Motherfucker as well. How lovely!

Some people are into chubby girls and you might LOVE this girl Christy Cummings… and I fucking hope so because I’d love to make some money off her fat ass. So please, head over to her site at ChristyCummings.com and see if you want to download her full length videos and pictures for $1! Yes, she’s a true dollar whore.

Okay, that’s all I had for today. Keep coming back for more porn, stupid bitches, beer recommendations and all that other good shit I provide you bastards with on a daily basis because I’m fucking incredibly awesome. You should be suckin’ on my ballsack!

The Minion is a fat fucker with a tiny dick that pays hookers to suck and fuck him on video. This week, it was trailer trash whore Cindy Sterling’s turn to suck off this fat beast so she can bail her brother out of jail.

Click here to watch this disgusting fat slob fuck a trailer park whore.

Source site: www.theminion.com

The Minion is the nastiest, fattest motherfucker with the smallest dick in porn. His cock is so small, chicks have trouble getting a condom on it! Watch him fuck evil rockstar nurse Avy Lee Roth.

Click here to watch this fat beast fuck a hot chick while she rubs cake on him!

Source site: www.theminion.com

So today, I was browsing to see what I would share with you motherfuckers porn-wise. I found some hot stuff that I will post later, but first I have to torture you, because this is just too fucking hilarious.

I was browsing through Reality Kings and came across this fat slut April Mckenzie in the Big Naturals section. This is, by far, the worst update I have ever seen on the entire Reality Kings network and I thought it was worthy of sharing it just for the shock factor. She is fat, ugly and just completely fucking repulsive. Below are some pictures of her, but you can see all the pictures and the full length video of her getting fucked over at RealityKings.com (in the Big Naturals section). A membership costs $4.95. It’s worth it for the laugh alone, but you also get access to all the hot chicks getting fucked over there.

If the fact that she did a porn video and probably even got paid for it wasn’t funny enough, here are some comments from the members at RealityKings.com:

“wow ramon could not save this one.” (Ramon is the poor guy fucking her.)

“Guess she got tired of working at Walmart and decided to earn some extra cash!” (So fucking true.)

“Too fat !” (Thanks for the update, Captain Obvious.)

“come on guys, curvy is a woman shaped like a 20 ounce coke bottle… not one shaped like a 2 liter coke bottle!!!” (More like a gallon jug filled with cow patties and cottage cheese.)

“this is pretty much jabba the hutt with white skin” (Hah!)

“Vomit”

“Holy cow!” (Nice one.)

Source site: www.bignaturals.com (Part of www.realitykings.com) - $4.95 membership

When you join Big Naturals for $4.95, you also get instant access to all of the following web sites. They are all part of the Reality Kings network of sites, so you pay nothing extra to access them all. This means you not only get to see all the updates from Big Naturals, but also from all their other sites, which works out to 2-3 brand new updates daily! The other porn sites that come in the package are as follows: Cum Fiesta | All Amateur Movies | Mike’s Apartment | MILF Hunter | Captain Stabbin | 8th Street Latinas | Street Blowjobs | Wives In Pantyhose | Top Shelf Pussy | MILF Next Door | Mega Cock Cravers | 40 Inch Plus | All Sites Access | Euro Sex Parties | First Time Auditions | Mike In Brazil | Round And Brown | Cam Crush - FREE | Dangerous Dongs | Cum Girls | Money Talks | Tuna Party | In The VIP | VIP Crew | Extreme Asses | Flower Tucci | Huge Movie Pass | Huge Tits Pass | MILF Pass | Real Orgasms | Team Squirt | Big Tits Boss | Monster Curves | See My Wife | Pure 18 | We Live Together | RK Top Girls

Holy fucking shit, I’m actually on time with this update for once. I was up before noon today as well! It’s gonna be a good day! Anyhow, I saw a great movie last night. It’s called “Facing The Giants” and it’s a Christian football movie that will teach you that GOD gives you money, a new car and a winning football season, if you believe in him. It’s probably the best movie I’ve seen, ever. I put a clip from it below because it’s just so fucking awesome.

If that doesn’t make you believe in god, I don’t know what could! I mean it’s evidence right there that he does exist. If a movie with a cast of brainwashed church volunteers doesn’t convince you that there is a god, then what possibly could? I suggest you all watch this epic film to learn about the powers of god, Jesus Christ and religion. It’s important. God bless all of you! You just carried a 140lbs man!

Beer recommendation: No beer. God won’t allow it!

#13: Fuck Team Five just launched! This site is the shit! $2.95 gets you in! - LINK

#12: Slutty exgirlfriend Tristan gets exposed as the whore she is. - LINK

#11: Shyla Stylez assfucked by airport security for trying to smuggle. - LINK

#10: Adrianna DeVille gets her asshole fucked like WHOA! - LINK

#09: Hotties Cali and Cayden get fucked in public. - LINK

#08: Teen slut Britney Amber gets a big dick in her tight pussy. - LINK

#07: Audrey and Riley love big cocks inside them. - LINK

#06: Amputee fucks some bitches. Godlike! - LINK

#05: Six girls sucking and fucking. Hell yeah! - LINK

#04: Look at this fat slut Taylor! Haha! OBESITY! - LINK

#03: Lesbian black girls in a sorority. Sweet Jesus! - LINK

#02: Holy hot August and Jayden! - LINK

#01: Gotta love the Porn Pros Network! - LINK

‘Thirteen for Thirsty Thursday’ from previous weeks: Week 8 | Week 7 | Week 6 | Week 5 | Week 4 | Week 3 | Week 2 | Week 1