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		<title>Funny condom commercials</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[I was fucking around today looking at videos on YouTube when I came across a few funny-ass condom commercials. I figured I may as well post them and make you assholes laugh a little bit. Here we go. Mmm&#8230; mmm&#8230; cucumber sandwiches! I bet he wishes he wasn&#8217;t against wearing condoms now! Brian Durex &#8211; [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class="addthis_toolbox addthis_default_style addthis_" addthis:url='http://www.fuckingmotherfucker.com/fucking-mother-fucker-blog/2008/02/29/funny-condom-commercials/' addthis:title='Funny condom commercials ' ><a class="addthis_button_preferred_1"></a><a class="addthis_button_preferred_2"></a><a class="addthis_button_preferred_3"></a><a class="addthis_button_preferred_4"></a><a class="addthis_button_compact"></a></div><p>I was fucking around today looking at videos on YouTube when I came across a few funny-ass condom commercials. I figured I may as well post them and make you assholes laugh a little bit. Here we go.<br clear="left"></p>
<p><strong>Mmm&#8230; mmm&#8230; cucumber sandwiches!</strong><br clear="left"></p>
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<p><strong>I bet he wishes he wasn&#8217;t against wearing condoms now!</strong><br clear="left"></p>
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<p><strong>Brian Durex &#8211; President of Durex Condoms &#8211; shows you why Durex condoms are the best</strong><br clear="left"></p>
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<p><strong>A good reason to wear a condom every single time!</strong><br clear="left"></p>
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<p><strong>It&#8217;s a good idea to always keep condoms in your car!</strong><br clear="left"></p>
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<p><strong>How to bang a slut just by buying some condoms.</strong><br clear="left"></p>
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<p>If you&#8217;re gonna be fucking some hotties, you&#8217;re gonna need condoms and lube! Don&#8217;t worry, I got you covered on that as well. Check out all this shit you can get to pleasure your newly acquired fuck buddy without getting AIDS, gonorrhea, syphillis or whatever else that whore might have.<br clear=left></p>
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