Nov
15This party turns into a wild fuckfest when two straight couples and a lesbian couple decide to just start fucking on the couches right in the middle of everyone getting drunk and partying!
Click here to watch a bunch of people fuck at a crazy hardcore party!
Source site: www.hardcorepartying.com - $1 membership
Oct
19Here is your Sunday platter of porn-a-plenty, you ugly cocksucker! In case you also wanna see some funny shit, here are a few things: Colin Powell wants to marry Barack Obama | Joe Biden really cares about Sarah Palin’s family | Sarah Palin loves to get gangbanged | I hope Cole Puffinburger’s dad’s name is Peter Puffinburger!
Sarah Palin rap song on SNL last night!
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15 links to finish the week from previous weeks: Week 26 | Week 25 | Week 24 | Week 23 | Week 22 | Week 21 | Week 20 | Week 19 | Week 18 | Week 17 | Week 16 | Week 15 | Week 14 | Week 13 | Week 12 | Week 11 | Week 10 | Week 9 | Week 8 | Week 7 | Week 6 | Week 5 | Week 4 | Week 3 | Week 2 | Week 1
Oct
11It’s Saturday, which automatically means it’s story time (because I said so). Today, I’m going to tell you the tale of Melissa Midwest’s crazy Saturday night last week, when she got to witness the complete destruction of the Nebraska Cornhuskers at the hands of the Missouri/Mizzou Tigers in her hometown of Lincoln, Nebraska. A 52-17 victory by the opposing team may have crushed the football team’s spirit, but Melissa was still inspired to get naked in public and try to shove a Nebraska football into her twat. (This bitch is fucking crazy.) You can see the full picture set and video to go along with it in the members’ area of Melissa’s web site at www.melissamidwest.com. A membership only costs $4.95!
At this point in the night, Melissa Midwest wasn’t even drunk yet and she was still whipping out her tits at any given chance. It’s what she does and she’s a professional, so she does it a lot with great skill.
More boob action. This time she looks like she’s about to pierce that straw in her drink right through her nipple. Don’t do it, Melissa, it’s gonna fucking hurt! You crazy cunt!
The game was still a few hours away at this point, but Melissa Midwest was already hammered enough to pretend like she’s licking the paint off a painting of a martini glass. There are two good explanations for this picture: Either she’s really fucking hammered or just batshit insane (almost moreso than Sarah Palin). I’m going to go with batshit insane.
She brought her stunt cock along to the bar just in case she wanted to suck some dick. Apparently the need arose, she she started unzipping the bastard. And then… and then… and then…
The bar was fucking packed, but Melissa somehow still ended up flashing her tits and sucking some cock there. Apparently she doesn’t give a fuck who thinks she’s a whore. I guess everyone in her town already knows anyhow! “Oh, did I just see some girl sucking cock behind a dumpster in a dirty alley? It must be Melissa Midwest!”
At this point, Melissa didn’t know her team was going to get their asses handed to them, so she was still pretty proud of being a Cornhuskers fan. She was still a fan after the game, but maybe not quite as proud as before.
This is where the story gets interesting. Melissa managed to find a Cornhuskers football laying around somewhere in the dirt. This is the perfect opportunity to get naked, right? Normal people wouldn’t follow this train of thought, but this is Melissa Midwest we’re talking about!
One last classy pose from Melissa before she gets naked in public again. She just loves that big red Nebraska finger (shoved into her tight twanger).
I don’t know where they took this picture of Melissa flashing her tits without pants on, but it’s somewhere outside so people are bound to catch another glimpse of those breasts. If she doesn’t have some STD at this point, it must be pure luck!
Melissa pulled her panties to the side so you could get a nice view of her Nebraska cornfed cooter. This thing has been pounded more on camera than most beavers will get pounded off camera throughout a woman’s lifetime! I’m not saying she’s a hooker, I’m just saying she loves to spread her legs for some dicking.
Normally I would say there is no way she’s going to shove that football into her snatch, but then I remember I’m talking about Melissa Midwest and the expectations just change. I mean… she might try to do it!
After the game, Melissa and her fat friends (who I won’t even show you because they’re so fat, but you can see them all in the MelissaMidwest.com members’ area) partied some more at a local bar. MMA fighter Chuck ‘The Iceman’ Liddell was also there and maybe he got to fuck Melissa? Who knows? All I know is that she was rubbing a cock with the hand she put on Chuck’s shoulder earlier that night!
The picture above shows the Nebraska Cornhuskers getting their asses handed to them by the Missouri Tigers. Melissa Midwest probably cried for most of this game!
I’ll return with another great story whenever I feel like it. Until then, enjoy all the porn I post and don’t jizz all over your keyboard and/or monitor.
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Sep
28When dirty sluts get drunk, they turn into even dirtier sluts! Watch these skankbags flash their asses and tits in public when they’re completely fucking hammered at clubs and festivals.
Click here to see the video of drunken bitches flashing their goodies!
Source site: www.boozedwomen.com - $2.95 membership
Sep
04The Washington Redskins fucking suck. And that’s all I have to add today. Enjoy the porn, you motherfuckers!
Beer recommendation: Drink my piss! Haha, now what?!
#13: Carly Parker gets plowed. - LINK
#12: Rachel Starr loves a big dick inside her. - LINK
#11: Slut wife cheats on her husband with a black guy. - LINK
#10: Do you like titties and hairy twats? - LINK
#09: How about titties and a landing strip? - LINK
#08: Titties and a shaved pussy, maybe? - LINK
#07: Sleeping teen goddess gets fucked by some creepy fucker. - LINK
#06: Drunken club whores flashing their jugs. - LINK
#05: This guy offered his maid some extra cash to fuck her. - LINK
#04: $1500 to fuck a pornstar for a weekend. Sound good? - LINK
#03: Did I mention Hannah Hilton got fucked for the 2nd time on video?! - LINK
#02: 18yo Riley Ray gets fucked hard by her massage therapist. - LINK
#01: The hottest chick ever, Kayden Kross, has her own site now! - LINK
‘Thirteen for Thirsty Thursday’ from previous weeks: Week 17 | Week 16 | Week 15 | Week 14 | Week 13 | Week 12 | Week 11 | Week 10 | Week 9 | Week 8 | Week 7 | Week 6 | Week 5 | Week 4 | Week 3 | Week 2 | Week 1
Aug
29This chick Mia threw a huge fucking party and three couples (two straight and one lesbian) ended up fucking on the couch right in the middle of everyone getting drunk and partying.
Click here to watch this party turn into a crazy fuckfest on video.
Source site: www.hardcorepartying.com - $1 membership
Aug
27VIP party whore Alyssa Hall and her girlfriend got crazy with Ramon in the club. Once they were hammered, he took them into the VIP room and fucked the shit out of both of them.
Click here to watch these VIP whores get fucked.
Source site: www.inthevip.com - $4.95 membership
Aug
15This amateur video is from some shitty college party where a sexy couple fucked in one of the rooms and it was all caught on tape by one of the people at the party.
Click here to watch some amateur couples fuck at a college party.
Source site: www.studentsexparties.com
Jul
15The club was crazy with bitches shaking their asses and Madelyn Marie was there to get paid, so she went to the VIP room and showed what her beautiful body can do to a cock.
Click here to watch this beautiful brunette Madelyn get fucked after a night of partying.
Source site: www.inthevip.com - $4.95 membership
Jun
19Drunken college girl gets fucked in the middle of a college party while everyone there just watches and drinks beer.
Click here to watch the video of this slut getting fucked in front of everyone.
Source site: www.collegefuckfest.com - $1 membership
Jun
03The hottest two VIP party sluts that I have ever seen share this lucky guy’s cock in the middle of the fucking club. Everyone else is getting naked and crazy too!
Click here to see Johnny fuck two hotties in the middle of the club.
Source site: www.inthevip.com - $4.95 membership
May
29These retards spilled toxic waste on a road close to our house the other day and apparently the shit makes your car rust. Now they’re in jail. Lesson learned, but I got to wash both of our cars today as a result. Those assholes should have to come lick that shit off my rims. It takes forever to get off. Either way, here are 13 great videos to whack it to. Enjoy, you drunk fucks! Beer recommendation: Franziskaner Hefeweisse Dunkel
#13: OG almost killed Victoria with his 18 inch monster cock. - LINK
#12: Get drunk in the club. Get fucked in the club! - LINK
#11: Schoolgirl fucked with her panties still on. - LINK
#10: Mother and daughter share a cock. - LINK
#09: Slut gets fucked in her sleep. - LINK
#08: Wild girls at clubs love to show their jugs. - LINK
#07: More drunken club bitches pussy grinding. - LINK
#06: Lesbian black girls. - LINK
#05: It would suck to be this cheating wife’s husband. - LINK
#04: The only hardcore video of Hannah Hilton on the Internet. - LINK
#03: Two hot teen girls. One big dick. - LINK
#02: Maybe these MILFs will arrest you next time. (But you’re a loser, so probably not.) - LINK
#01: This cheerleader needed a good fuck. - LINK
‘Thirteen for Thirsty Thursday’ from previous weeks: Week 3 | Week 2 | Week 1
May
22Today’s theme is… who gives a fuck? Just beat off to this porn and get drunk! All links for today’s ‘Thirsty Thursday’ update were provided by Bang Pass, which gets you into all of the BangBros sites for $2.95! Here is a quick list of all the sites I’m talking about. Big Mouthfuls | Ass Parade | MILF Lessons | Tugjobs | Bangbros Worldwide | Monsters Of Cock | Ox Pass | Spring Break Spycam | Mom’s Anal Adventure | Bangbros Network | Taylor Bow | Mr. Camel Toe | Ball Honeys | Busty Adventures | Big Ass Adventure | Public Invasion | Brandi Belle | Summertime MILF | Bang Bus | Street Ranger | Blowjob Ninjas | Working Latinas
#13: Hunter got hammered before this video was made. - LINK
#12: Nice sweater, you fucking loser. - LINK
#11: Rachel Roxxx can take your pants off with her teeth. - LINK
#10: Hooray for buttsex! - LINK
#09: This girl has some footjob skills. - LINK
#08: The wobbly camera is gonna make me puke. - LINK
#07: Phoenix Marie is just fucking hot. - LINK
#06: You just can’t go wrong with hot chicks and anal sex. - LINK
#05: You should be suckin’ on my ballsack! - LINK
#04: Fucking fatties by the pool is what happens when you drink too much. - LINK
#03: The sloppiest tits award goes to this retarded chick. - LINK
#02: Jiggle, jiggle, jiggle. - LINK
#01: Just don’t watch the third clip. Haha! - LINK
‘Thirteen for Thirsty Thursday’ from previous weeks: Week 2 | Week 1
May
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