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Holy fucking shit, I’m actually on time with this update for once. I was up before noon today as well! It’s gonna be a good day! Anyhow, I saw a great movie last night. It’s called “Facing The Giants” and it’s a Christian football movie that will teach you that GOD gives you money, a new car and a winning football season, if you believe in him. It’s probably the best movie I’ve seen, ever. I put a clip from it below because it’s just so fucking awesome.

If that doesn’t make you believe in god, I don’t know what could! I mean it’s evidence right there that he does exist. If a movie with a cast of brainwashed church volunteers doesn’t convince you that there is a god, then what possibly could? I suggest you all watch this epic film to learn about the powers of god, Jesus Christ and religion. It’s important. God bless all of you! You just carried a 140lbs man!

Beer recommendation: No beer. God won’t allow it!

#13: Fuck Team Five just launched! This site is the shit! $2.95 gets you in! - LINK

#12: Slutty exgirlfriend Tristan gets exposed as the whore she is. - LINK

#11: Shyla Stylez assfucked by airport security for trying to smuggle. - LINK

#10: Adrianna DeVille gets her asshole fucked like WHOA! - LINK

#09: Hotties Cali and Cayden get fucked in public. - LINK

#08: Teen slut Britney Amber gets a big dick in her tight pussy. - LINK

#07: Audrey and Riley love big cocks inside them. - LINK

#06: Amputee fucks some bitches. Godlike! - LINK

#05: Six girls sucking and fucking. Hell yeah! - LINK

#04: Look at this fat slut Taylor! Haha! OBESITY! - LINK

#03: Lesbian black girls in a sorority. Sweet Jesus! - LINK

#02: Holy hot August and Jayden! - LINK

#01: Gotta love the Porn Pros Network! - LINK

‘Thirteen for Thirsty Thursday’ from previous weeks: Week 8 | Week 7 | Week 6 | Week 5 | Week 4 | Week 3 | Week 2 | Week 1

This is too fucking hilarious to pass up writing about. Erica Campbell has removed her snatch-fest of a web site at www.clubericacampbell.com and replaced it with a message of how she found Jesus Christ and God. She essentially quit being a porn model because she finally realized she was a dirty whore. I love how all these skankbags “find God” after they make a bunch of money off of people beating off to their naked pictures and/or fuck videos. Instead of writing a long fucking letter to anyone who gives a shit on her site and removing what everyone is actually going there for - naked pictures of her - she should’ve just written: “I’m a dirty whore. I have now made enough money by being a dirty whore and I quit.” Simple. To the point. Honest.

But no, this stupid bint proceeds to lecture us how girls in porn are driven by pain, loneliness and greed. Who gives a fuck? They are adults. They choose their occupation. No one forces them to do anything. And this coming from a softcore porn model is pretty much the funniest thing ever. I could understand that some crackwhore who has to do 8 hours of anal fisting every day to buy more crack would, at some point, turn into a whiny fucking harlot about how she was treated by the porn industry… but a fucking softcore porn model? This slutbag was in Playboy and shit like that. She didn’t get her asshole destroyed to the point where she can’t shit right anymore or anything like that. Fuck her. All refunds on her site should be given in the form of anal sex, so she has a genuine reason to be a crybaby.

Playboy Plus is where you can still find naked pictures of this stupid cunt to celebrate Erica Campbell’s discovery of Jesus Christ, her lord and savior, and God. She was the Cyber Girl of the Month in October of 2006. She can suck on my ballsack for all I care. Enjoy the nudes, you anti-Christ perverts!

Source site: www.playboyplus.com - $2.95 membership