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‘Thirteen for Thirsty Thursday’ from previous weeks: Week 25 | Week 24 | Week 23 | Week 22 | Week 21 | Week 20 | Week 19 | Week 18 | Week 17 | Week 16 | Week 15 | Week 14 | Week 13 | Week 12 | Week 11 | Week 10 | Week 9 | Week 8 | Week 7 | Week 6 | Week 5 | Week 4 | Week 3 | Week 2 | Week 1

Melissa Midwest is batshit insane and everyone knows it at this point, but this might take the cake! She sucks off some guy wrapped up in bandages pretending to be a dead mummy!

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It’s Saturday, which automatically means it’s story time (because I said so). Today, I’m going to tell you the tale of Melissa Midwest’s crazy Saturday night last week, when she got to witness the complete destruction of the Nebraska Cornhuskers at the hands of the Missouri/Mizzou Tigers in her hometown of Lincoln, Nebraska. A 52-17 victory by the opposing team may have crushed the football team’s spirit, but Melissa was still inspired to get naked in public and try to shove a Nebraska football into her twat. (This bitch is fucking crazy.) You can see the full picture set and video to go along with it in the members’ area of Melissa’s web site at www.melissamidwest.com. A membership only costs $4.95!

At this point in the night, Melissa Midwest wasn’t even drunk yet and she was still whipping out her tits at any given chance. It’s what she does and she’s a professional, so she does it a lot with great skill.

More boob action. This time she looks like she’s about to pierce that straw in her drink right through her nipple. Don’t do it, Melissa, it’s gonna fucking hurt! You crazy cunt!

The game was still a few hours away at this point, but Melissa Midwest was already hammered enough to pretend like she’s licking the paint off a painting of a martini glass. There are two good explanations for this picture: Either she’s really fucking hammered or just batshit insane (almost moreso than Sarah Palin). I’m going to go with batshit insane.

She brought her stunt cock along to the bar just in case she wanted to suck some dick. Apparently the need arose, she she started unzipping the bastard. And then… and then… and then…

The bar was fucking packed, but Melissa somehow still ended up flashing her tits and sucking some cock there. Apparently she doesn’t give a fuck who thinks she’s a whore. I guess everyone in her town already knows anyhow! “Oh, did I just see some girl sucking cock behind a dumpster in a dirty alley? It must be Melissa Midwest!”

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At this point, Melissa didn’t know her team was going to get their asses handed to them, so she was still pretty proud of being a Cornhuskers fan. She was still a fan after the game, but maybe not quite as proud as before.

This is where the story gets interesting. Melissa managed to find a Cornhuskers football laying around somewhere in the dirt. This is the perfect opportunity to get naked, right? Normal people wouldn’t follow this train of thought, but this is Melissa Midwest we’re talking about!

One last classy pose from Melissa before she gets naked in public again. She just loves that big red Nebraska finger (shoved into her tight twanger).

I don’t know where they took this picture of Melissa flashing her tits without pants on, but it’s somewhere outside so people are bound to catch another glimpse of those breasts. If she doesn’t have some STD at this point, it must be pure luck!

Melissa pulled her panties to the side so you could get a nice view of her Nebraska cornfed cooter. This thing has been pounded more on camera than most beavers will get pounded off camera throughout a woman’s lifetime! I’m not saying she’s a hooker, I’m just saying she loves to spread her legs for some dicking.

Normally I would say there is no way she’s going to shove that football into her snatch, but then I remember I’m talking about Melissa Midwest and the expectations just change. I mean… she might try to do it!

After the game, Melissa and her fat friends (who I won’t even show you because they’re so fat, but you can see them all in the MelissaMidwest.com members’ area) partied some more at a local bar. MMA fighter Chuck ‘The Iceman’ Liddell was also there and maybe he got to fuck Melissa? Who knows? All I know is that she was rubbing a cock with the hand she put on Chuck’s shoulder earlier that night!

The picture above shows the Nebraska Cornhuskers getting their asses handed to them by the Missouri Tigers. Melissa Midwest probably cried for most of this game!

I’ll return with another great story whenever I feel like it. Until then, enjoy all the porn I post and don’t jizz all over your keyboard and/or monitor.

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Melissa Midwest might not be able to play the guitar, but she sure looks good holding one when she’s completely fucking naked. I still don’t know why she would buy a guitar.

Click here to watch the video of Melissa Midwest with a guitar between her legs.

Source site: www.melissamidwest.com - $4.95 membership

Holy fucking shit, I’m on time with this for once, motherfuckers!

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By now, we all know Melissa Midwest is fucking crazy, but this video has to be the funniest yet. She tells her stuntcock his dick isn’t enough for her and makes him wear a strapon to fuck her. Classic.

Click here to watch Melissa Midwest get fucked with a strapon.

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Melissa Midwest was getting naked outside at a park, so the park ranger told her to stop it or he would have her arrested. Luckily, this dude offered her his RV to masturbate in.

Click here to watch the video of Melissa Midwest masturbating in some guy’s RV.

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Jesus fucking Christ, I must be hammered to be posting some of these links today. Enjoy your drunktardation!

Beer recommendation: Stella Artois

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#11: Teen Allie Foster got her hairy twat fucked in her sleep. - LINK

#10: The lead singer of Biohazard fucks the shit out of Lexi Belle! - LINK

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#06: Melissa Midwest masturbates at home on webcam. That slut! - LINK

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Melissa Midwest wanted to get out of the heat this summer, so she jumped in the pool with her boyfriend, played a little with her pussy and gave him an underwater blowjob.

Click here to watch Melissa Midwest play with her snatch and suck dick.

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Watch Melissa Midwest celebrate Independence Day on the 4th of July by sucking cock getting fucked while she shoots off fireworks.

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Melissa Midwest sucks some guy’s dick at a drywalling construction site. To quote her, “I don’t know a lot about drywall but I sure know a lot about sucking dick lol.”

Click here to watch Melissa Midwest giving a blowjob at a drywalling construction site.

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