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Hahahahahahahahahahahaaahhhh!!!!!!!!! Yeah, that was probably my first reaction when I saw these fan signs. Then I threw up in my mouth a little bit and started to convulse on the floor. I had to be careful not to swallow my tongue while I was having a seizure of epic proportions.

Meet Briana Devil! The trashiest girl yet to send in some fan signs. This is beyond puke-worthy. God she’s great! This is like a train wreck. You know there are guts and human limbs flying all over the place; people are dying. But you still can’t look away! This is how it is with these fan signs. You know you are going to end up in your bathroom filling the shitter up with smelly-ass vomit, but you still have to look at it.

Her face is probably average. I mean, I want to punch it, but I don’t automatically think about suicide when I look at it. Then my eyes move down to her fried bologna nipples that are planted on her oddly shaped breasts. This drives the puke up into my throat and then the stretch marks on her bitch gut finish me off and leave me with my regurgitated food in my yapper. Why is her crater of a belly button pierced? Good question.

The only good part about these fan signs is the fact that she covered up her pussy. I bet it has mean mud flaps that would make me throw up so fast that I get chunks of the steak I ate earlier stuck in my nose or some shit. I don’t know what would happen, but I know it would be terrible and might leave this web site without anyone to update it while I recover in the hospital.

Oh, by the way, nice shoes! Apparently the set where Briana Devil had these pictures taken was so dirty that she was able to take off all her clothes but not her shoes. If somewhere isn’t clean enough for you to walk barefoot, why the hell would you rub your naked snatch all over the place? Because you’re a whore? Oh, okay.

Jesus, I think I’m going to have the first nosebleed in a long time…

Source site: www.brianadevil.com

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Today, I saw pure evil in porn. Today, I saw the devil come up personally from hell to punish me with nude pictures and a fuck video of the world’s ugliest “woman”. Without further ado, I will share this grotesque monster of a “pornstar”. I should apologize for this, but I won’t. Have fun puking all over as you try to take your life so you never have to see anything like this again.

Lisa Lipps wishes it was your throbbing cock in her mouth instead of that little pen.

Why don’t you hop on that desk with Lisa, big boy? You know you want to!

Not even makeup can fix “hell”.

This is what happens when you leave roast beef out to rot for years in a humid climate.

She’s smiling because she knows this poor guy is about to lick a pussy that feels like leather.

I’d fear for my life at this point. Who the hell would put their dick in that mouth? They must be paying him millions! MILLIONS!

And yes, he does stick his dick all the way into her dried up old cunt. He probably went into septic shock after this scene.

Look at the veins on her forearms! Haha, I bet that guy is puking his guts out backstage at this point. “What have I done?!” And then he blows his brains out.

If you’d like to see all the pictures and the lengthy (I think I had time to puke five times while I was contemplating suicide while I watched it) video of Lisa Lipps, the hellraising vampire helldevil skankbag most-likely-tranny “pornstar”, head over to RealityKings.com, get yourself a membership for $4.95, go to the Big Tits Boss section and look for the update from Monday, July 21st, 2008. The user comments are funny-as-fuck too! Below are just a few.

“pretty sure thats a man…. wow that is fucking gross.”

“I have stared into the eyes of terror, and terror is named Lisa Lipps. Oh god, get it away from me.”

“That’s one of the grossest things I’ve ever seen. I’d pay money to never have to see her again.”

“This is who you put on BigTitsBoss? Her tits are GROSS. She’s had way too much sun too, i’d be like fucking a leather jacket!”

“she used to be a big star back in the 90s. show some respect. as one of her escort clients i can tell you she’s great.” (Hahahahahaha!)

“A leather face & big veiny hands take BigTitsBoss to a new level: straight down a notch. She is SCARY. A serious misstep!”

“The shit’s torn up. The pussy looks more like sand paper. Please hang it up and retire.”

“God talk about being flat. Someone get this biatch a boob job.”

“After watching this I now believe a female boss can actually sexually harass a man. Thanks RK.”

Source site: www.realitykings.com - $4.95 membership

So today, I was browsing to see what I would share with you motherfuckers porn-wise. I found some hot stuff that I will post later, but first I have to torture you, because this is just too fucking hilarious.

I was browsing through Reality Kings and came across this fat slut April Mckenzie in the Big Naturals section. This is, by far, the worst update I have ever seen on the entire Reality Kings network and I thought it was worthy of sharing it just for the shock factor. She is fat, ugly and just completely fucking repulsive. Below are some pictures of her, but you can see all the pictures and the full length video of her getting fucked over at RealityKings.com (in the Big Naturals section). A membership costs $4.95. It’s worth it for the laugh alone, but you also get access to all the hot chicks getting fucked over there.

If the fact that she did a porn video and probably even got paid for it wasn’t funny enough, here are some comments from the members at RealityKings.com:

“wow ramon could not save this one.” (Ramon is the poor guy fucking her.)

“Guess she got tired of working at Walmart and decided to earn some extra cash!” (So fucking true.)

“Too fat !” (Thanks for the update, Captain Obvious.)

“come on guys, curvy is a woman shaped like a 20 ounce coke bottle… not one shaped like a 2 liter coke bottle!!!” (More like a gallon jug filled with cow patties and cottage cheese.)

“this is pretty much jabba the hutt with white skin” (Hah!)

“Vomit”

“Holy cow!” (Nice one.)

Source site: www.bignaturals.com (Part of www.realitykings.com) - $4.95 membership

When you join Big Naturals for $4.95, you also get instant access to all of the following web sites. They are all part of the Reality Kings network of sites, so you pay nothing extra to access them all. This means you not only get to see all the updates from Big Naturals, but also from all their other sites, which works out to 2-3 brand new updates daily! The other porn sites that come in the package are as follows: Cum Fiesta | All Amateur Movies | Mike’s Apartment | MILF Hunter | Captain Stabbin | 8th Street Latinas | Street Blowjobs | Wives In Pantyhose | Top Shelf Pussy | MILF Next Door | Mega Cock Cravers | 40 Inch Plus | All Sites Access | Euro Sex Parties | First Time Auditions | Mike In Brazil | Round And Brown | Cam Crush - FREE | Dangerous Dongs | Cum Girls | Money Talks | Tuna Party | In The VIP | VIP Crew | Extreme Asses | Flower Tucci | Huge Movie Pass | Huge Tits Pass | MILF Pass | Real Orgasms | Team Squirt | Big Tits Boss | Monster Curves | See My Wife | Pure 18 | We Live Together | RK Top Girls

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