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Some of you may not be getting the amount of pussy you’d like and it probably comes down to one of two things as to why you’re not pounding vag 24/7.

The first reason may be because your penis is too small. If the chick you’re having sex with asks you, “Is it in yet?” then you should probably consider this to be the case for sure. Contrary to popular belief, this isn’t something you need to blow your brains out over. All you gotta do is get yourself a FastSize Penis Extender. You may be thinking, “Is this guy fucking kidding me? This isn’t going to work! I tried pills and those didn’t work. Those penis extenders are a fucking ripoff!” If that’s the case, you obviously haven’t tried FastSize. Everyone is skeptical at first, but when you add 2 inches to your dick in 2 weeks, you start to believe. Pills are stupid, but the FastSize Extender is actually medically proven to work. Go to their web site at FastSize.com to find out more. I assure you, it fucking works.

Reason #2: If you’re satisfied with the size of your penis, but you’re still unable to get any ass, here is why. You are too ugly to be banging any chicks. I’m sorry, but it’s the truth. Some guys are just too fucking ugly to get laid. Ever. But you still shouldn’t have to beat off with your hand all the time. So here is what I say you do: Buy a Fleshlight. Don’t know what a Fleshlight is? Just go to their web site at Fleshlight.com to find out. Hint, hint: It’s a masturbation device that feels like the real thing and can be costumized to feel and look like the pussy, mouth or asshole of your dreams. Best of all, it doesn’t bitch and it doesn’t care how fucking hideously disgusting you look. Make sure you get plenty of lube, because you’re gonna wanna be banging this thing a lot. If you need some motivation while you’re fucking your Fleshlight, check out the beautiful Fleshlight Girls. They’ll rock your fucking cock off!