Nov
06Hahaha! This dude showed up for a stunt cock tryout and whipped out his tiny 1 inch penis. Pornstar Mandy More, who does these tryouts, busted out laughing and thought it would get bigger once he was hard.
Click here to watch this poor fucker try out to be a pornstar. This is fucking funny!
Source site: www.stuntcocktryouts.com - $4.99 membership
Jul
31
These tears are not tears of joy streaming down Alison Angel’s face. She is a genuinely sad girl, which leaves one question: Why is Alison Angel crying? What have you done to her? What has society done to this poor girl who wanted nothing more in life than to get naked and shove things in her pussy on camera until she orgasms?!
Scenario #1: Alison Angel was going for a walk with her pet goat Fluffy, when they were brutally attacked by Muslim gang members on a jihad mission to kill all goats. They called Alison a whore repeatedly while they butchered her poor beloved goat and told her to go home and cook dinner. After the slaughter feast, Alison returned to her mansion to hide away in her bedroom with her favorite stuffed animal, Terrance “The Bunny” McHop. She cried her eyes out so hard that she almost threw up.
Scenario #2: Alison Angel was having dinner with her imaginary boyfriend (she’s obviously too fucking ugly to have a real one), Tommy, when he told her that he has been cheating on her with Linda, Alison Angel’s evil step-mother who has peed in Alison’s salad dressing on numerous occasions and never turns on the fan in the bathroom after she poops. After crying all the way home from the restaurant, Alison returned to her mansion to cry while she held on tight to Terrance, her favorite stuffed animal. I whistled for a cab, and when it came near, the license plate said “fresh” and it had dice in the mirror. If anything, I could say that this cat was rare, but I thought “Nah forget it, yo home to Bel Air.” I pulled up to the house about seven or eight, and I yelled to the cabby “Yo homes, smell ya later.” Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there, to sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air.
Scenario #3: The photographer taking the above picture cursed and yelled at Alison Angel until she broke into tears and then forced her to hold the stuffed bunny while he snapped pictures. What a sadistic fuck!
Source site: www.alisonangel.com
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