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Here’s a joke to test how fucked up you are. If you laugh, you’re probably a fucking asshole.

Question: What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza?
Answer: A pizza doesn’t scream in the oven.

Now on to some wild-ass porn to whack off to! Woo hoo, motherfuckers!

#13: Sexy Cougar Monica Mayhem gets a gooey creampie. - LINK

#12: Nikki films herself fucking Sammie and Isabella! - LINK

#11: She didn’t wake up with a cock in her twat?! - LINK

#10: 18yo bint hitchhiker Marie sucks dick for a ride. - LINK

#09: Zeina Heart might be the hottest Latina ever. - LINK

#08: Stacie ordered a pizza with extra sausage! - LINK

#07: Cheerleader rides cock to make the squad. - LINK

#06: Slutty VIP club skanks get plowed hard. - LINK

#05: Haha, this MILF looks like she’s fucking to buy crack! - LINK

#04: Jayden James still has the best natural tits ever. - LINK

#03: Sleeping cum bucket Veronique gets filled up. - LINK

#02: Cheating wife Nancy gets caught by a private investigator. - LINK

#01: I swear to god, chicks will do ANYTHING for money! - LINK

‘Thirteen for Thirsty Thursday’ from previous weeks: Week 22 | Week 21 | Week 20 | Week 19 | Week 18 | Week 17 | Week 16 | Week 15 | Week 14 | Week 13 | Week 12 | Week 11 | Week 10 | Week 9 | Week 8 | Week 7 | Week 6 | Week 5 | Week 4 | Week 3 | Week 2 | Week 1

When dirty sluts get drunk, they turn into even dirtier sluts! Watch these skankbags flash their asses and tits in public when they’re completely fucking hammered at clubs and festivals.

Click here to see the video of drunken bitches flashing their goodies!

Source site: www.boozedwomen.com - $2.95 membership

VIP club slut Niki James gets banged in the VIP room after a nice parade of club asses. This is what a club party should be like.

Click here to watch this slut Niki get fucked in the VIP room after a night of partying.

Source site: www.inthevip.com - $4.95 membership

Today, I’m going to start a new tradition. You know how I have been posting 15 links every Sunday to end the week on a good note, right? Well, you mother fuckers are in luck, because I’m about to start something new. Thirteen fresh links of drunken bitches every Thursday. Because I’m way too fucking lazy - and maybe too drunk - to crop 13 thumbnails and upload them for this, I’m just going to make these text links. If you have a problem with that, kindly fuck off and die in a horrible trainwreck. I’ll make this a countdown, so we can pretend there is some type of order here.

#13: Drunk and naked on stage at spring break. - LINK

#12: So drunk she got her tits painted! - LINK

#11: Two wasted whores fucked in the VIP room. - LINK

#10: Drunken skanks fuck male strippers. - LINK

#09: Hammered hotties share a dick at a party. - LINK

#08: Fucking on the dancefloor with ropes. - LINK

#07: Melissa Midwest on St. Patrick’s Day! - LINK

#06: Girls Gone Wild hotties having wild sex. - LINK

#05: Sex starved college girls drinking and fucking. - LINK

#04: Two dudes got this girl drunk and fucked her. - LINK

#03: Girl gets hammered, fucked and then she pukes. - LINK

#02: Drunk girl pukes after double penetration sex. - LINK

#01: Drunken college girl gets her ass fisted. - LINK

Now get back to drinking, you alcoholic bastard!

A bunch of people volunteered to scour 33,000 miles of coastline for trash and they found 6 million pounds of it.

Instead of driving to the beach and then collecting garbage like these crazy assholes, I just sat my ass down at my desk and scoured the Internet for the following trashy whores. Your heart might explode from laughing so hard at whoever decided to pay these slags for sex… and that’s really my goal. To kill you. This is gonna be like the episode of Family Guy where Brian shows Stewie 2girls1cup. Enjoy, you sick freaks.

Trashy crack whore #1 - Trailer scag!

In a very fucked up place somewhere in this world, a guy paid this disgusting trailer skank money to fuck her. You even get to see her wipe the cum off her dirty twat with a t-shirt. Haha, look at the fucking mess in her trailer. I bet it smells like hot trash in there, especially with her naked like that. I think I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.

Trashy crack whore #2 - Hailey

This chick Hailey is one crazy bitch, but I guess that goes with the whole crack whore lifestyle. This one will let you fuck her in the ass for some crack money. You may get AIDS and die as a result, but it’s not like your standards are very high to begin with if you’re stuck paying this skankbag to fuck.

Trashy crack whore #3 - Pregnant Jessica

Being pregnant, this one might be the worst of the bunch. Smoking crack and being pregnant is like shooting babies in the face basically. This one might also take the cake, because she has the most fucked up stories about her clients. One of them pays her for cups of piss and another one pays her to shove things in his pee hole. Cockfingering. Digit in the male urethra. Hahah.

If you want to see more fucked up bitches like the ones above, head over to CrackWhoreConfessions.com for plenty more. I know that’s where I’m going back to when I’m done posting this. Holy shit!

Source site: www.crackwhoreconfessions.com

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