Hahahahahahahahahahahaaahhhh!!!!!!!!! Yeah, that was probably my first reaction when I saw these fan signs. Then I threw up in my mouth a little bit and started to convulse on the floor. I had to be careful not to swallow my tongue while I was having a seizure of epic proportions.
Meet Briana Devil! The trashiest girl yet to send in some fan signs. This is beyond puke-worthy. God she’s great! This is like a train wreck. You know there are guts and human limbs flying all over the place; people are dying. But you still can’t look away! This is how it is with these fan signs. You know you are going to end up in your bathroom filling the shitter up with smelly-ass vomit, but you still have to look at it.
Her face is probably average. I mean, I want to punch it, but I don’t automatically think about suicide when I look at it. Then my eyes move down to her fried bologna nipples that are planted on her oddly shaped breasts. This drives the puke up into my throat and then the stretch marks on her bitch gut finish me off and leave me with my regurgitated food in my yapper. Why is her crater of a belly button pierced? Good question.
The only good part about these fan signs is the fact that she covered up her pussy. I bet it has mean mud flaps that would make me throw up so fast that I get chunks of the steak I ate earlier stuck in my nose or some shit. I don’t know what would happen, but I know it would be terrible and might leave this web site without anyone to update it while I recover in the hospital.
Oh, by the way, nice shoes! Apparently the set where Briana Devil had these pictures taken was so dirty that she was able to take off all her clothes but not her shoes. If somewhere isn’t clean enough for you to walk barefoot, why the hell would you rub your naked snatch all over the place? Because you’re a whore? Oh, okay.
Jesus, I think I’m going to have the first nosebleed in a long time…
Source site: www.brianadevil.com
