Trainwreck of the Week: Roast Beef Curtains

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It has been a while since I’ve seen something worthy of posting for Trainwreck of the Week, but this one is a gem I couldn’t pass up. I was browsing through the members’ area over at Reality Kings, which tends to have a ton of hot porn and I post their stuff quite a bit, but what I’m about to show you is simply repulsive.

I saw that they had put up a new Pure 18 video and picture set of a girl I had never heard of before, Lynn Love. She looked pretty cute from the thumbnail on the main page of Reality Kings

Hi, my name is Lynn Love

So I clicked and started going through the pictures.

Lynn Love's big bubble butt

The pictures showed her stripping out of her clothes for the first few pages and striking naughty poses with her hands playing around in her panties. Then it happened…

Roast Beef Twat

I had gone one page too far and clicked one picture too many. Roast beef twat like WHOA! LPS - Lazy Pussy Syndrome. At this point, there was no turning back and I had to go on. I went back to the main page of the update and immediately began downloading the video to go with this terrifying picture set. Then I went back and started looking through the rest of the pictures.

Lynn Love hates life because her snatch is disgusting

I started to think about how she must feel about all of this. If she’s religious… wait, there’s no way. Nevermind. I’m sure you don’t even begin to believe in god if you have something like that in your panties.

Her pussy looks like the Scream mask guy

I began thinking about what things her pussy resembled. It kind of looks like that mask guy from the Scream movies, right?

Roast Beef Pussy

It definitely looks like roast beef flaps. She could get those beef curtains cut off and donate them to Arby’s.

Lynn Love sucking dick

At least her face is pretty and she’s pretty good at giving blowjobs. A blowjob can be just as good as sex, right?

Close your eyes to eat that

This is where I lost it. How much money did they pay Ramon to lick that thing? There shouldn’t be enough money in the world to lick that…

For tonight we dine in hell

Wow. I think I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.

Fucking a roast beef twat

And yes, he ended up fucking her. Holy fucking hell! Maybe this is some type of fuck charity where girls with mutilated vaginas get one free fuck? Maybe she’s fucking for money to get those pussy lips trimmed and these guys are just doing her a favor? Maybe some people like vaginas that look like rotting gunshot wounds?

Why?

That is all. If you want to see some of the video footage, click here now. If you drop guts, it’s not my fault. You view this shit at your own risk. I’ll leave you with some comments from the members’ area at Reality Kings:

“hooooly shit. that pussy looks like the alien face-grabber thing! hahaha”

“the worst thing about sex like this is the view”

“Has to be one of the ugliest pussies that I’ve ever seen.”

“talk about roast beef”

“She is cute… but her pussy is the ugliest thing I have ever seen… what was that, a dead squid?”

“hillary clintons pussy look’s better then her’s YUK”

“oh my.. that pussy looks so disgusting and is she 18? not even a Milf has a pussy looking like that ugly thing YUK!!!”

“dam shes 18 with pussy lips that used dammit i could hang glide with those roast beef lips”

“love pussies with lips like that, sure dont look pretty, but those are the best to fuck. Lips just slide on your dick.Dumb kids.”

“the size of a girls pussy lips has nothing to do with how much sex they have had. youre either born with meat curtains or without”

Source site: www.realitykings.com - $4.95 membership

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18yo Waitress Fucked

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