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I forgot to do this update yesterday. And by forgot I mean I didn’t feel like doing it yesterday. Happy Thanksgiving, happy Black Friday and happy Black Friday Walmart stampede that left people dead!

#13: Lesbian fetish bondage with an Asian hottie getting her pussy electrocuted. - LINK
Provider: Wired Pussy - Price: $5.95

#12: I sip Cris, you drink piss! - LINK
Provider: Pissing - Price: $1 per day

#11: Hot nude lesbian wrestling match ends with strapon fucking. - LINK
Provider: Ultimate Surrender - Price: $5.95

#10: Real Arab street hooker gets her ass fucked for money! - LINK
Provider: Arab Street Hookers - Price: $2.95

#09: Black guy bangs a midget! - LINK
Provider: Midget Cum - Price: $2.95

#08: Sexy blonde teen Audrey Elson gets turned into a human toilet bowl! - LINK
Provider: Human Toilet Bowls - Price: $2.95

#07: Black lesbian sorority sistas strapon fucking after class! - LINK
Provider: Sorority Sistas - Price: $2.95

#06: The Rockstar Pimp fucks hot pornstar Mackenzee Pierce! - LINK
Provider: Rockstar Pimp - Price: $2.95

#05: Slutty mom cheats on her husband in his office. - LINK
Provider: Mom’s A Cheater - Price: $2.95

#04: This Latina Yurizan has huge tits. - LINK
Provider: Sweet Yurizan - Price: $2.95

#03: Ballin’ black pimp fucks some of his finest ebony hoes! - LINK
Provider: Pimp Parade - Price: $1

#02: Busty black girl gets drenched in malt liquor and jizz! - LINK
Provider: 40oz Bounce - Price: $1

#01: Teen fuckslut Ashli fucks a dirty old man! - LINK
Provider: Jurrasic Cock - Price: $1

‘Thirteen for Thirsty Thursday’ from previous weeks: Week 29 | Week 28 | Week 27 | Week 26 | Week 25 | Week 24 | Week 23 | Week 22 | Week 21 | Week 20 | Week 19 | Week 18 | Week 17 | Week 16 | Week 15 | Week 14 | Week 13 | Week 12 | Week 11 | Week 10 | Week 9 | Week 8 | Week 7 | Week 6 | Week 5 | Week 4 | Week 3 | Week 2 | Week 1

Beer recommendation: Paulaner Hefe-Weissbier Dunkel

#13: Jennifer Dark almost cries during rough anal. - LINK

#12: These girls just can’t get enough dick in their assholes. - LINK

#11: Black on black fucking! - LINK

#10: 18 year old skankbags fucked hard. - LINK

#09: She has cum in her butt. - LINK

#08: Spit that cum in her mouth, you slut! - LINK

#07: Madison Young learns how to fuck right. - LINK

#06: Lesbian fisting with lots of pussy juice squirting. - LINK

#05: Three hot lesbians. Enough said. - LINK

#04: Cougar teaches teen how to eat snatch. - LINK

#03: Hot housewife Shawna needed to get hammered. - LINK

#02: Hitchhiking turns girls into whores! - LINK

#01: Lexi Love gets her asshole STUFFED! - LINK

‘Thirteen for Thirsty Thursday’ from previous weeks: Week 11 | Week 10 | Week 9 | Week 8 | Week 7 | Week 6 | Week 5 | Week 4 | Week 3 | Week 2 | Week 1

Ten weeks of this and I’m still pretty much on schedule every week. I’m fucking proud of myself. You should be too, because this means you get a shitload of grade A porn to whack it to every single fucking Thursday.

Beer recommendation: Horse Piss Beer

#13: This dude banged pornstar Shawna Lenee for a whole weekend. - LINK

#12: Granny gets one last fuck. - LINK

#11: Crissy Moon vs. monster cocks. Everyone wins. - LINK

#10: Chick gets gangbanged by her lesbian classmates. - LINK

#09: Jennifer Dark learns a lesson. - LINK

#08: Lana will fuck any degenerate for money. - LINK

#07: Anal creampie, what? - LINK

#06: That’s a lot of pussy juice for one face. - LINK

#05: Sophie and Crystal licking ass and getting fucked. - LINK

#04: Teen Elli Foxx fucks her mom’s big dick man. - LINK

#03: Public nudity and sex with Mariah Milano. - LINK

#02: Rachel Star fucked in her sleep. - LINK

#01: Thea Marie’s hairy cunt filled with the biggest dick in the world. - LINK

‘Thirteen for Thirsty Thursday’ from previous weeks: Week 9 | Week 8 | Week 7 | Week 6 | Week 5 | Week 4 | Week 3 | Week 2 | Week 1

What a fucking day, huh? Not really, so fuck you.

Beer recommendation: Stella Artois

#13: Stupid ex-girlfriend got her ass fucked on video. - LINK

#12: Firecrotch teen slut gets fucked in homemade video. - LINK

#11: Black girls always have a big booty. Wobble, wobble. - LINK

#10: Rafaela Reed’s dad wouldn’t give her any money, so she had to fuck for it. - LINK

#09: Wife was fucking the maid! That lesbian! - LINK

#08: Girl caught masturbating at work by a hidden spycam. - LINK

#07: She paid the rent with her pussy. - LINK

#06: Play the Boob Blaster game now! Courtesy of RealityKings.com. - LINK

#05: 18yo Halia Hill fucked by her massage therapist. - LINK

#04: Chick banged her boyfriend on live webcam. - LINK

#03: Eric bangs his new stepmom. She’s hot. - LINK

#02: Remember Nella? She just LOVES to get fisted. - LINK

#01: Three chicks fisting each other. - LINK

‘Thirteen for Thirsty Thursday’ from previous weeks: Week 6 | Week 5 | Week 4 | Week 3 | Week 2 | Week 1

Drink until you throw up. Then drink some more!

Beer recommendation: Beck’s. It’s cheap and attainable.

#13: Tori Black gets fucked at Innocent High. She forgot to shave her twanger. - LINK

#12: Angelina Valentine is almost as hot as her name. - LINK

#11: Don’t look into her eyes. You will cry. Haha! - LINK

#10: Is that cock big enough for you, you whore? - LINK

#09: Rip those fucking clothes off! - LINK

#08: That’s a lot of cum for one face. - LINK

#07: Hannah Hilton is fucking hot. - LINK

#06: And Brooke Marks is hotter. - LINK

#05: You assholes asked for a hairy girl! Here you go. - LINK

#04: Another week of slave training for Amber Rayne. - LINK

#03: Guy gets fucked in the ass with a strapon by his dominatrix Harmony. - LINK

#02: This week, OG Mudbone showed Mia Lina his 18 inch monster cock. - LINK

#01: XOXO Leah - the #1 hottie on the Net - has a lesbian girlfriend named Lisa! - LINK

‘Thirteen for Thirsty Thursday’ from previous weeks: Week 5 | Week 4 | Week 3 | Week 2 | Week 1

What a fucked up week so far. Morning Glory has to be one of the most humorous/fucked up comic strips I have ever seen. I’m sure some of you will be offended, but you’re at a site called Fucking Mother Fucker so shut the piehole. Nobody wants to hear it.

Beer recommendation: Carlsberg Elephant Beer - 7.2% alcohol content says it gets you drunk faster so you can throw up all over your house faster.

Note: All videos are courtesy of RKTopGirls.com this week for Thirsty Thursday, because it’s probably the best porn site launched so far this year. Instant access costs $4.95 and gets you access to 2-3 fresh porn videos every single fucking day. If there is a better site out there, let me know and I’ll post it next week, you crazy fuck!

#13: Alida - LINK

#12: Phoenix Marie - LINK

#11: Eva Angelina - LINK

#10: Mikayla - LINK

#09: Mariah Milano - LINK

#08: Rachell Starr - LINK

#07: Sarra Vandella - LINK

#06: Audrey Bitoni - LINK

#05: Shyla Stylez - LINK

#04: Alexis Love - LINK

#03: Molly - LINK

#02: Daisy Marie - LINK

#01: Amy Reid - LINK

‘Thirteen for Thirsty Thursday’ from previous weeks: Week 4 | Week 3 | Week 2 | Week 1

These retards spilled toxic waste on a road close to our house the other day and apparently the shit makes your car rust. Now they’re in jail. Lesson learned, but I got to wash both of our cars today as a result. Those assholes should have to come lick that shit off my rims. It takes forever to get off. Either way, here are 13 great videos to whack it to. Enjoy, you drunk fucks! Beer recommendation: Franziskaner Hefeweisse Dunkel

#13: OG almost killed Victoria with his 18 inch monster cock. - LINK

#12: Get drunk in the club. Get fucked in the club! - LINK

#11: Schoolgirl fucked with her panties still on. - LINK

#10: Mother and daughter share a cock. - LINK

#09: Slut gets fucked in her sleep. - LINK

#08: Wild girls at clubs love to show their jugs. - LINK

#07: More drunken club bitches pussy grinding. - LINK

#06: Lesbian black girls. - LINK

#05: It would suck to be this cheating wife’s husband. - LINK

#04: The only hardcore video of Hannah Hilton on the Internet. - LINK

#03: Two hot teen girls. One big dick. - LINK

#02: Maybe these MILFs will arrest you next time. (But you’re a loser, so probably not.) - LINK

#01: This cheerleader needed a good fuck. - LINK

‘Thirteen for Thirsty Thursday’ from previous weeks: Week 3 | Week 2 | Week 1

I just got back from my trip to Myrtle Beach, South Carolina. I had a nice suite in a hotel right by the beach. It was on the 14th floor and the balcony overlooked the water. Haha, it was Bike Week there, so there were tons of bikers and I actually saw one fall off his bike while I was stopped at a red light. After he fell off, his bike dropped on one of his legs and drug him for a few feet. Lucky for him, he wasn’t going very fast so he didn’t get too mangled. He wasn’t wearing a helmet like a retard, so I didn’t really feel too bad for this idiot. The sparks that flew as his bike slid across the road were pretty cool though. Now I have a sunburn from my jolly time at the beach and I’m going to try to get some work done before I hit the sack.

This week’s theme for Thirsty Thursday is big dicks. It works with the whole drunken whores scheme of things for Thirsty Thursdays because the chicks must’ve been drunk to take dicks this big. Enjoy the freak show, mother fuckers!

#13: Pussies get stretched open by big dicks! - LINK

#12: Chicks in sombreros get fucked in the ass. - LINK

#11: Slutty brunette hottie takes a fat cock. - LINK

#10: Crazy skank gets her twat pounded. - LINK

#09: Nasty whore reamed by two black dicks. - LINK

#08: Sweaty harlot stuffed with two black cocks. - LINK

#07: Young babe takes a huge cock for the first time. - LINK

#06: Another first timer on the verge of tears. - LINK

#05: Lindsay Kay meets the Freak of Cock. - LINK

#04: About a gallon of monster cock cum for Ruby Knox. - LINK

#03: 18 inches of monster cock for Bree Olsen. - LINK

#02: Rachel and Sarah annihilated by OG Mudbone’s 18 inch cock. - LINK

#01: Samantha and Richelle in a Cock Competition. - LINK

‘Thirteen for Thirsty Thursday’ from previous weeks: Week 1

With the weekend approaching quickly, you may as well start drinking right now. If you’re drunk and reading this, please don’t throw up all over your monitor because you’ll need it to see the delicious selection of high quality pornography I’m about to serve up. This being my Thirsty Thursday update, I think it’s only fair to start off with a video of some crazy drunk bitches.

The following video was provided by that crazy fucker Adam over at CrazyClubChicks.com! God bless your fucking heart, Adam.