These retards spilled toxic waste on a road close to our house the other day and apparently the shit makes your car rust. Now they’re in jail. Lesson learned, but I got to wash both of our cars today as a result. Those assholes should have to come lick that shit off my rims. It takes forever to get off. Either way, here are 13 great videos to whack it to. Enjoy, you drunk fucks! Beer recommendation: Franziskaner Hefeweisse Dunkel
#13: OG almost killed Victoria with his 18 inch monster cock. - LINK
#12: Get drunk in the club. Get fucked in the club! - LINK
#11: Schoolgirl fucked with her panties still on. - LINK
#10: Mother and daughter share a cock. - LINK
#09: Slut gets fucked in her sleep. - LINK
#08: Wild girls at clubs love to show their jugs. - LINK
#07: More drunken club bitches pussy grinding. - LINK
#06: Lesbian black girls. - LINK
#05: It would suck to be this cheating wife’s husband. - LINK
#04: The only hardcore video of Hannah Hilton on the Internet. - LINK
#03: Two hot teen girls. One big dick. - LINK
#02: Maybe these MILFs will arrest you next time. (But you’re a loser, so probably not.) - LINK
#01: This cheerleader needed a good fuck. - LINK
‘Thirteen for Thirsty Thursday’ from previous weeks: Week 3 | Week 2 | Week 1
