I was checking out this site called Quickie Fuck today and decided to get a membership. It cost me $3.95 to get in and then I was ready to go. In case you couldn’t tell by the name - because you’re a fucking moron - this site features video footage of “quickies“. A quickie, for those among you with severe brain damage, is when you bang your chick as fast as you can at any given time during the day. Let’s say you’re at the mall and your girlfriend is aching for some cock. A quickie would be if you drag her ass into the nearest changing room, rip her panties off and bang her right there. If that doesn’t sound exciting to you, then you probably don’t have current ownership of your penis. You may want to check into that.
Moving right along, here are some sample videos courtesy of QuickieFuck.com: Dude fucks his girlfriend quick before going to work. | Nino and Rita fucking at their friend’s apartment. | Couple fucks at their lawyer’s office when he leaves the room for a few minutes. | Doctor fucks his nurse after sending a patient out of the room!
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