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You’re about to find out the most important secret out there: How to grill the perfect cheeseburger. The way I’m going to make this post a little less useless for those of you that don’t like cheeseburgers (because you are evidently evil at heart) is that I will add random links to crazy fucking porn throughout this post. If you’re a good scavenger, you may find something special that really makes you shoot your load all over that already sticky-as-fuck keyboard in front of you.
Step 1: Choosing the right meat. Some people think the 85/15 ground beef is gonna do the trick, but that isn’t gonna happen for the perfect cheeseburger. You need to get 90/10 freshly ground sirloin beef. Preferably at a local meat market instead of the nearest grocery store. When you’ve located the right beef, you’re ready to move on to step 2.
Step 2: Choosing the right grill. If you think you can make the perfect cheeseburger in a pan or on the Foreman Grill, go shoot yourself in the head because you’re fucking crazy. What you need is a nice charcoal grill and some instant light briquettes. Make a pyramid of briquettes in your grill (and make sure there are enough briquettes to make one layer of briquettes throughout the bottom of the grill), light them and let them burn until they all look like they’re covered in ash. You shouldn’t see much black on the briquettes and there shouldn’t be a lot of flame. While you wait for that to happen, you can do step 3. After the briquettes are all ashy, flatten out the period to form one layer of briquettes at the bottom of the grill. This distributes heat evenly throughout the grill.
Step 3: Forming the perfect hamburger patties. Grab 1/4lbs of your delicious raw ground beef and form it into a ball in your hands. Smoosh the ball flat on a plate and try to get it as thin as possible without it falling apart when you pick it up. The patty will bulge up when it’s on the grill and it’s a bad idea to have to smoosh it flat on the grill, so making it as flat as possible to begin with takes care of that. Make sure it’s round. By the time, you’re done making all your patties perfect, your grill should be hot and ready, so continue to step 4.
Step 4: Grilling your perfect cheeseburgers. This is the final step. Your patties are on the grill. Grill them for 8min on each side to begin with. Cut one with a knife to make sure there is no red left inside. Should you grill them medium instead of well done, you will die from some horrible disease that will cause you to shit yourself to death. If the burger patties are well done, slap cheese singles on them and close the grill for about one minute to allow the cheese to melt. Remove the burger patties from the grill. Take them inside, slap them on a bun with your favorite condiments (i.e. ketchup, mayonaise, mustard, etc.) and enjoy.
Bonus: To take the perfect cheeseburger to a whole nother level, all you have to do is add some chili. Chili cheeseburgers are heavenly delicious. My wife’s chili is better than your mom’s and your girlfriend/wife’s. Your mom and wife/girlfriend are dirty whores.
Some of you may not be getting the amount of pussy you’d like and it probably comes down to one of two things as to why you’re not pounding vag 24/7.
The first reason may be because your penis is too small. If the chick you’re having sex with asks you, “Is it in yet?” then you should probably consider this to be the case for sure. Contrary to popular belief, this isn’t something you need to blow your brains out over. All you gotta do is get yourself a FastSize Penis Extender. You may be thinking, “Is this guy fucking kidding me? This isn’t going to work! I tried pills and those didn’t work. Those penis extenders are a fucking ripoff!” If that’s the case, you obviously haven’t tried FastSize. Everyone is skeptical at first, but when you add 2 inches to your dick in 2 weeks, you start to believe. Pills are stupid, but the FastSize Extender is actually medically proven to work. Go to their web site at FastSize.com to find out more. I assure you, it fucking works.
Reason #2: If you’re satisfied with the size of your penis, but you’re still unable to get any ass, here is why. You are too ugly to be banging any chicks. I’m sorry, but it’s the truth. Some guys are just too fucking ugly to get laid. Ever. But you still shouldn’t have to beat off with your hand all the time. So here is what I say you do: Buy a Fleshlight. Don’t know what a Fleshlight is? Just go to their web site at Fleshlight.com to find out. Hint, hint: It’s a masturbation device that feels like the real thing and can be costumized to feel and look like the pussy, mouth or asshole of your dreams. Best of all, it doesn’t bitch and it doesn’t care how fucking hideously disgusting you look. Make sure you get plenty of lube, because you’re gonna wanna be banging this thing a lot. If you need some motivation while you’re fucking your Fleshlight, check out the beautiful Fleshlight Girls. They’ll rock your fucking cock off!