1. ADD A HARDLINK to http://www.fuckingmotherfucker.com with one of the following anchor texts: Fuck, Fucking, Ass Fuck, Anal Fucking, Teen Fucking, Teens Fucked, Moms Fucked or MILF Fucking. Alternatively you can send enough traffic to make the top referrer list and I will also approve your link submissions.

2. Don't submit illegal content. This includes, but is not limited to, bestiality and child pornography.

3. Don't submit more than 3 links per day from the same domain name. Further links will not be approved and you're only wasting your time.

4. The link submission box is NOT a search engine. There is an actual site search engine on the main page at the top of the center column for searches.

5. Don't submit links to your sponsor web sites. Hosted galleries and links containing affiliate IDs will be rejected every single fucking time. Don't bother trying to cloak them with redirection services, I'm not fucking retarded.

6. Remember that EACH and EVERY submission is checked manually to see if it doesn't suck, so don't bother trying to squeeze in with bullshit.

7. Don't submit a link more than once. If your link didn't get approved the first time, it won't get approved the second or third time either because it sucked. Deal with it and move the fuck on. Submit something else!

That should suffice for now. Hopefully this will stop some of the idiotic submissions I get. If you came from the main page, close this window to continue browsing the site and submitting links. If you came from somewhere else, here's a link to the main page of Fucking Motherfucker. I wouldn't want you to be lost and be the cause of your death or anything. That would break my fucking heart.