Fucking Thanksgiving Special - Thanksgiving Recipes - Thanksgiving PornWhen god invented Thanksgiving, he didn't know we would take it as a welcoming to celebrate obesity. He didn't realize we would spend an entire day eating poultry from a turkey (raised mostly on antibiotics in horrendous living conditions) which we stuffed the fuck out of with all kinds of things through it's asshole... He didn't know we would indulge in wonderful foods such as cranberry sauce, cornbread and stuffed mushrooms. No, he thought we would be celebrating... well, I don't know what the fuck he was thinking! Some fucking Thanksgiving loving Pilgrim slutbags!
YOU WANT MORE GOBBLING?! CHECK OUT TUNAPARTY.COM! Thanksgiving is the day to eat until you're on the verge of exploding as you watch football and hang out with family and friends, whom you'd rather not have at your house because you know someone is going to spill shit or, even worse, puke all over the place. If you're actually interested in the history of Thanksgiving then you should probably check out this page at HistoryChannel.com. It'll give you some basic information on the origin of Thanksgiving. If, like me, you don't really give a shit about anything except the food, then here are a few web pages with recipes for the perfect Thanksgiving meal!
That should have you covered on the Thanksgiving recipes side of things. Moving on, you're going to need lots of booze to keep your guests drunk and ready to puke. If you're not having the party at your house (probably a good idea), then you can buy even more booze and drink it at the party you're going to... this will allow you to be the asshole who pukes all over the white carpet and doesn't give a shit. Sure, you won't be invited to next year's Thanksgiving party, but you can always find somewhere else to puke next year on this lovely day. Other than that, you only need your football (Atlanta vs. Detroit and Denver vs. Dallas) and booze on this oh-so-special day of the year. HAPPY FUCKING THANKSGIVING, FUCKERS! And I leave you with some beer, whiskey, vodka, tequila, etc. sites!
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